Specific details about the circumstances around Kim Jong-Il’s death are still sketchy at best. However, in another YOMYOMF exclusive, we have learned from a source who was at the North Korean dictator’s deathbed that Dear Leader did have some last words to share with the world. And for the first time anywhere, here they are:
1) I knew I shouldn’t have hired Conrad Murray as my personal physician.
2) Anyone else find it funny I’m dying at age 69? 69?!!! Hilarious! You can’t make this shit up.
3) I feel bad for all the chubby Asian American comedians who will now be out of work.
4) You must not reveal to the world that our entire nuclear program is actually modeled after Mr. Burns’ power plant from The Simpsons.
5) Quick—someone tell me what happens in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2!
6) Do you think Elton John will perform “Candle in the Wind” at my funeral and change the lyrics to include my name?
7) This is what I get for dismissing Offender Iris’ blog warning of the dangers of too much kimchi.
8 ) Whoever cries the loudest and most melodramatically for me will get extra tree bark and a Snickers bar for dinner tonight.
9) I’m gonna come back as a ghost and haunt Trey Parker and Matt Stone for what those motherfuckers did to me!
10) Rosebud…
Happy Monday, everyone! Here’s hoping you have a better week than Kim Jong-Il.
This is the funniest thing on KJI’s death I’ve seen so far. Can’t believe I just discovered this website now.
Asian-American actors should go to N.Korea to take some acting lessons.
seriously, there’s more emotion in 2 minutes of that youtube video than all of Asian-American films of the last twenty years.
^Aside from the heartbreak Kumar and his bag of weed went through, of course!
I seriously doubt any North Koreans would be weeping over his death unless they like living in poverty and hunger and not being able to have internet access, tv’s, world travel,etc… Although, brainwashed folks seem to have increased over the years even in America. Learn to love yourself and your own ppl before loving your enemies AF sell-outs! lol
Pam…way to take things off topic at the end. Chances are that NK and its people will mourn his death as things that you describe are either unheard of in NK. Or blamed on something else. Like the war between nk and sk. Or the United states. Such is the propaganda NK feeds to its people
somebody told me the other day the key to propaganda is you can’t make it blatant, but subtle and “inception” like.
I for one, am going to play through Homefront again in Kim Jong-Il’s honor.