Conservative author Michelle Malkin appeared last night on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show to plug her new book Culture of Corruption: Obama And His Team Of Tax Cheats, Crooks, And Cronies. The title pretty much says everything you need to know about the book’s content. Malkin has courted her fair share of controversy for her viewpoints in the past. In 2004, her book In Defense Of Internment: The Case For ‘Racial Profiling’ In World War II And The War On Terror triggered outrage in the Asian American community. Malkin, who is Asian American herself, argued that the internment of Japanese Americans was justified and the same procedures could be used against Muslims and Arab Americans.

Here’s the clip from her appearance last night where she states that the Obama administration “has to be one of the…most corrupt in recent memory.” I guess the Nixon and Bush Jr. administrations don’t count as recent:

Politically, I probably disagree with 99 percent of what Malkin believes, but one thing I’ll say in her defense is that here in America, she has the right to say whatever she wants. In her blog, she writes about some of the racist responses she’s gotten from those who think an “Oriental” has no right to be speaking out the way she is. Disagree all you want, but enough with the racist shit.

The other thing I will reluctantly admit is that even though this woman stands for everything I’m against, well, I think she’s HOT and a total MILF. Is it wrong of me to feel that way? I had to watch the above clip a couple of times to get the complete gist of what she was saying because on my first viewing, I was hoping thinking what might happen if she had a wardrobe malfunction or she went to take a drink of water and spilled it all over her blouse—completely soaking her it. She’s like a hotter, slightly smarter Sarah Palin. 

What a lot of women don’t understand is that for most men, thinking a woman is a bitch or having no respect for her or hating her does not preclude you from wanting to have sex with her. Sometimes it even makes the woman more desirable. Is it just me or is the idea of knocking boots with a totally hot conservative chick a complete turn-on?

The scene could go something like this: Michelle and I are having a heated debate about the Constitutionality of the JA internment. It becomes so heated that she has to 1) unbutton her blouse revealing the beads of sweat clinging to her skin, and 2) take a drink of her lemonade which spills all over her blouse—completely soaking her it (Yes, all my fantasies involve liquids spilling on blouses, sue me—I’m not that creative). Being the helpful gentleman that I am, I use a cloth napkin sponge to help clean her the blouse but it’s useless.

“I think we need to put that in the washing machine,” I say.

“But what will I wear in the meantime?” She replies while licking sipping the last of her drink.

“Luckily, I have a Catholic schoolgirl outfit in your size hanging in my closet,” I say.

“That sounds perfect,” she says.

(Cue bass-heavy porn music)

Hey, if Julia Roberts, America’s sweetheart, has no problem Sleeping With The Enemy, why should I? If loving Michelle Malkin is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

(Bass-heavy porn music increases in volume)