If you’re like me, you’ve often thought to yourself, “Man, I wish someone would invent a tourniquet to stop the bleeding when I get shot in the groin.” Well, science has granted your wish in the form of the Combat Ready Clamp or CRC. Yup, it’s a tourniquet for your penis.

It can also be used on other body parts where a standard tourniquet would be impractical and was developed mainly with military personnel in mind (assuming our men in uniform have to worry about being shot in the penis more than the rest of us). Of course, it’ll also come in handy if you’re married to a crazy chick with a predisposition to cut off your penis and shove it down the garbage disposal.

What wondrous inventions will science give us next?