Comments on: Why It Would Suck To Be Superman http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/ Thu, 24 May 2012 07:02:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jim Gerner http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-32793 Jim Gerner Mon, 01 Nov 2010 16:01:17 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-32793 This is absolutely correct. This is why Superman had to lose his powers in Superman II in order to be with Lois Lane. They don't say this explicitly, but the screenplay was co-written by Mario Puzo, and he is not above this sort of thinking, as evidenced by his treatment of the Sonny's penis subplot in the Godfather novel. This is absolutely correct. This is why Superman had to lose his powers in Superman II in order to be with Lois Lane. They don’t say this explicitly, but the screenplay was co-written by Mario Puzo, and he is not above this sort of thinking, as evidenced by his treatment of the Sonny’s penis subplot in the Godfather novel.

]]> By: Roger http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7325 Roger Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:33:56 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7325 I'm sure many a woman and man would take their chances with a night with superman. but then again, why are we assuming that superman has a penis. perhaps Kryptonian males don't have a penis. perhaps they have nothing there at all... I’m sure many a woman and man would take their chances with a night with superman.

but then again, why are we assuming that superman has a penis. perhaps Kryptonian males don’t have a penis. perhaps they have nothing there at all…

]]> By: KittyStardust http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7220 KittyStardust Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:10:25 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7220 Three words: kryptonite-lined condoms. Three words: kryptonite-lined condoms.

]]> By: Howard http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7203 Howard Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:52:25 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7203 The Superman action figure I had didn't even have any endowments down there to speak of. He was like Alan Rickman in Dogma. The Superman action figure I had didn’t even have any endowments down there to speak of. He was like Alan Rickman in Dogma.

]]> By: GH http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7201 GH Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:42:59 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7201 Total geek here. My theory is that he would have a Red Sun contraption to masturbate in his "Fortress of Solitude" and also use it during his "humpa-humpa" with Lois Total geek here. My theory is that he would have a Red Sun contraption to masturbate in his “Fortress of Solitude” and also use it during his “humpa-humpa” with Lois

]]> By: DarrellKuni http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7191 DarrellKuni Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:27:34 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7191 ...but that super tongue might lap so fast you'd just burst right into flame. Maybe it'd be worth it. Never mind. Now, on the other hand, if'n Supergirl took an ordinary human male to bed -- …but that super tongue might lap so fast you’d just burst right into flame. Maybe it’d be worth it. Never mind.

Now, on the other hand, if’n Supergirl took an ordinary human male to bed –

]]> By: anderson http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7162 anderson Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:35:45 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7162 Duuuude, LEA SALONGA! Still in love with her. And great youtube clip! Duuuude, LEA SALONGA! Still in love with her. And great youtube clip!

]]> By: Beverly http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7106 Beverly Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:18:28 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7106 My god Phil, you hit the nail on the head!!! I've always wondered why Superman just wasn't that sexy of a guy... but you're right, he's lame. He cannot CAN NOT pleasure a woman! Although, I believe that his oral abilities might give him the moniker "Hurricane Tongue". Wait on second thought, he's sexy again... My god Phil, you hit the nail on the head!!! I’ve always wondered why Superman just wasn’t that sexy of a guy… but you’re right, he’s lame. He cannot CAN NOT pleasure a woman! Although, I believe that his oral abilities might give him the moniker “Hurricane Tongue”.

Wait on second thought, he’s sexy again…

]]> By: the drywall man http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7105 the drywall man Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:17:18 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7105 Maybe he could keep a small piece of kryptonite handy to dull his powers and provide a little sadomasochistic kinkiness to the bedroom activities. Maybe he could keep a small piece of kryptonite handy to dull his powers and provide a little sadomasochistic kinkiness to the bedroom activities.

]]> By: the drywall man http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-it-would-suck-to-be-superman/comment-page-1/#comment-7103 the drywall man Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:08:22 +0000 http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=6103#comment-7103 So does Superman have super stamina or is done faster than a speeding bullet? So does Superman have super stamina or is done faster than a speeding bullet?

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