Did I just not get the memo? Was there an anti-”Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World” campaign that everyone else knew about and hence I was the only one to see this amazing film in the theatre?

I won’t lie “Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World” was my FAVORITE summer film. Fellow YOMYOMF Jerome may cream all over “Inception” but for me truthfully, “Inception” took FOREVER for that van to fall into the water. (It was like waiting for a bad lover to cum ALREADY, good god.)

Maybe I just liked “Scott Pilgrim” because it took every stereotype in the world, acknowledged that it was a stereotype, and then ridiculing the stereotype to such heights that the stereotype because a parody of itself. For example, one of the “7 evil exs” Scott had to defeat (to win Ramona Flowers… it’s a long story) was played by Brandon Routh (who also plays “Superman”).. he’s an evil ex whose superpowers come from the fact that he’s ‘vegan’, and therefore “better than the rest of us”. BWAHHHHHHAAAHAAAA! Doesn’t anyone else find this ridiculously funny? No? Yes?

And yes, Scott dated a Chinese girl (Knives Chau) because she was asian and even went to a private school and wore that plaid skirt uniform combo that men over 75 years old love to touch themselves to… but he said it so many times, that in the end, HE looked ridiculous for being so fascinated by it. (Scott Pilgrim… future 75 year old man touching himself to plaid-wearing teenage girl porn. Sad sad end.)

Warning: uniform-wearing may cause epileptic fits in men.

So, someone please tell me, as a person within the general public, why did this film disappear? I remember seeing it on opening weekend and although it had weak box office tallies for that week, everyone I knew in the audience had nothing but good things to say about it, and it should have at least survived on word-of-mouth alone. I thought the marketing sucked for it (I wouldn’t have seen it myself if a friend didn’t drag me out to it) because it just lacked the fun and comic-booky style in the trailers. But after spending so much money on it, and with great reviews all around, why are some great films left to be forever vaulted away in some blue-ray disc somewhere? (I might be the only one buying it.)

Come on, Ellen Wong alone was worth watching the film. She was freakin’ ADORABLE. Dolls should be made of her.

I wish I looked this good while kicking butt!