According to a new study by the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences, more than 24 million men in China may find themselves unable to find a woman to wed by the year 2020. It’s not because Chinese men are seen as undesirable by the society at large (these are Chinese men after all, not Chinese American men), but because of a severe gender imbalance created by that country’s one-child policy which was introduced in 1979.

The study concludes that because of China’s cultural preference for males over females, sex-specific abortions have become common and resulted in this gender imbalance. For every 100 girls who are born in China, 119 boys are born. In some areas the ratio is even higher—130 males for every 100 females. The female shortage is expected to hit the men in less-prosperous regions especially hard. Many of them will have to marry later in life or wed brides who are much older if they’re able to get married at all.

It sounds pretty dire and I don’t envy my Chinese brethren. If you’re a Chinese dude and want to get laid, you may just have to suck it up and go the Brokeback Mountain route (does anyone know how to say “I wish I could quit you” in Mandarin?), move to another country, find a mail-order bride if you can afford it or just pray real hard that the Mayans and Roland Emmerich were right and the world will be destroyed in 2012 which would solve your problem.

In the meantime, here’s the great Ann-Margret singing a song that could have been written specifically for those 24 million Chinese men: