With right wing pundits getting feisty over Judge Sonia Sotomayor’s approval by the Senate Judiciary Committee and resorting to prime time placement of honey pots to grab some eyeballs, I have to ask the question “who would you do?”
Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter?
Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh?
michelle malkin and glenn beck look better.
this question pains me though. can I choose monkhood?
4. Malkin – You would get better performances from the other tools at Home Depot.
3. Limaugh – Pills are fun sometimes and more cushion for the pushin’ but too much work.
2. Coulter – I just know there’s Patrone and Public Enemy involved when the door closes. I just know it.
1. Beck – Sure you have to endure the crying but after that it’s all gravy.
As soon as Michelle Malkin spreads her legs, you’d have to cover your ears to drown out the howling sirens eminating from her vagina dentata.
I think I made my choice clear in my blog from yesterday. (Cue bass-heavy porn music). As for the Glenn/Rush thing, don’t want to touch that.
Even posing such a question would be like asking if one would prefer to eat a fresh piece of human shit or fresh skunk road kill. Is it really even a choice? It would be like asking if one wishes to spend a lustful night with one’s mother or one’s sister. Is it really even a choice? Choices are like…black or white?…sausage or mushroom?…cream or sugar?…walk or drive?…etc. So picking between Michelle or Ann is really not a choice but a decision of “should I die by black widow bite to the eye or a scorpion sting to the penis”. It is not a choice really for the end result is the same…not good.
But OK, if I had to “choose”, my choice would be clear… I would go for the Ann. Why? Cause if I’m going to commit sexual suicide I would rather have it done by a big boned white woman who would have the ability to crush my little skull in between her thick nordic thighs. My only request is for her to do it fast & do it quick.
As for Beck or Rush? God help me. I’ll pick Rush b/c he’s a rather geriatric, portly old fart who most likely can erect the column. With that, we could just spend the night snuggling and rubbing our cheeks across each other’s chest without any expectation of mutual yakitori skewering.
I must now go vomit.
btw… my typo. it’s
“I’ll pick Rush b/c he’s a rather geriatric, portly old fart who most likely CAN NOT erect the column.”
my bad. didn’t want it to seem that i wanted a love affair with that deaf old portly fellow…
Coulter/ Seems like she would enjoy getting yelled at while we do the shimmy shammy.
Limbaugh/ Would have better snacks to recharge after the shimmy shammy.
Coulter.
Beck.
Moving on!
This one is for sick pervert Phil. Enjoy…
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this is really unfair. Conservative women are WAY sexier than conservative men. And i’m a heterosexual woman so my choices are 1 fat balding white guy or a non-balding fat white guy. GREEAAAAAT.
and they’re both OLD.
DOUBLE greaaaat….
I’d rather eat a bullet.