Every Asian American male growing up in the 80′s have a Long Duk Dong story to share. Now that it’s been 25 years since his introduction to the world courtesy of Mr. John Hughes, I’m just curious of his whereabout.
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Where is Long Duk Dong?
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Turn on the tv or watch a movie with a slanty eyed fellow, the Donger is reincarnated with another name.
we all have a little bit of dong inside of us. the catch is whether or not one is even aware if they have a dong inside of them. and if they are aware of having a bit of dong inside, do they acknowledge the dong but take it out or do they ignore the dong and let it grow some more?
be aware of the inner dong. for left unattended, it can ultimately blind one into thinking that dong-induced action is acceptable and something that can enhance one’s life progress and pocketbooks.
remember, if one lives by the dong, they can die by it too. personally, it is a baton i wish not to pass on to the next generation.
p.s. i think i saw the original dong at a Pinkberry in Los Angeles the other day…
I’d like to think the Donger settled down with his big-bleasted sexy American girlfriend and are living in Grendale, CA with their two kids enjoying rots of good ruck and a rifestyle we can all envy.
The Donger and I are working with Andre 3000 on a diffusion line to Benjamin Bixby with argyle vests and high waisted pants. So don’t be surprised if you start seeing hipsters wearing ‘sexy girlfriend’ hanes beefy t’s.
did The Hangover inspire this question?
i grew up in hawaii. we thought the donger was hilarious. asian kids would imitate him and we’d all have a good laugh. same goes for the japanese guy in police academy 3, who hung out with bobcat goldwait. it was the asian guys who were just simply regular joes that we teased for being too haole.
The Donger is twice divorced and now married to a buxom Nicaraguan gal whose family owns and operates a farm (in Nicaragua). He is enjoying the rural life in the 3rd world.
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he lives in Pasadena. I see him walking his dogs. He is very nice