Leave it to the Japanese to once again school us when it comes to super-freakishness. If you’re looking for a blow-up sex doll that who also happens to be a virgin, this was made just for you:

And what makes these dolls virgins? They have pop-able hymen!

That’s right—these dolls come with a special red lotion so that each time you make sweet love to it her, she will bleed as if it were the first time. And because the hymen is “reloadable,” you can deflower her over and over again to your heart’s content. And all this for just $95 at Jlist.com (WARNING: go here at your own risk). I apologize I didn’t get this information to our readers in time for Valentine’s Day (Sorry, I was out with Lyme disease but now am miraculously cured), but hey, Arbor Day will be here soon and we all know how lonely that day can be.