What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – May 23-29, 2010

Yo, what up, netizens! I think that’s a clever new term that someone coined because it refers to the people that are on the internet, which you could say are its ‘citizens’ and since the ‘net’ is slang for the internet, they combined it into this one concise word, that being ‘netizens.’

average netizen.

I think that’s great.

So, my dear friends, this past week on YOMYOMF, our intrepid bloggers uncover the age by which you should have done the ol’ in-out, in-out; the disadvantages of chopping off your own penis for revenge; and porn’s effect on the class of 2010.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Without further ado…

“By the time you’re 30, everyone’s had sex”

Great, I thought I had 17 years before it got awkward. - AT 30, THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER

I’m just sad that kids now will be introduced to Chow Yun-Fat as “that one Asian dude in Pirates of the Caribbean.”

this image came titled "pirate chow."

CHOOSING TUNA & FAT

I guess you could say Prince…

…is royally obsessed with this movie.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! - ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY!; OR: WHAT I LEARNED FROM WATCHING OBSESSED (OVER AND OVER AGAIN)

I guess it was unreasonable for me to assume I could start and finish Lost now without getting it spoiled - LOST… ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

I think Koreans get an edge.

Even their men make for hot women. - KOREANS ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE JAPANESE?

I would just like to clear the air and say that someone is a bad influence only when they get you to kill a hooker.

how many ties have i cut thanks to you people?

A BAD INFLUENCE

I don’t see how fonts are mundane. Personally, I could talk about fonts for the entire runtime of an average film.

I also run at my local park singing the Transformers theme song at the top of my lungs.

Take that as you will. - DOCUMENTARIES 101

This story brings new meaning to the phrase “whacking off.”

Because usually it means to masturbate but now it means to physically whack off, or cut, your own wing-wong.

Yes, I call it a wing-wong. - AN OPEN LETTER TO TEENS CONSIDERING CUTTING OFF THEIR PENIS TO GET BACK AT A GIRL

I vote, but the last time was in college and that time, someone was offering me a pizza.

cheapest. vote. ever.

ANY SWINGERS WANT TO JOIN THE PARTY?

I think it’s totally irresponsible to take these pictures lightly. It removes the gravity of what’s going on.

By the way, he totally looks like a choo-choo train there with the smoke. - SMOKING 2-YEAR OLD

They use real fruit AND charge less in Puerto Rico? Great, I just drooled all over my wallet, which in turn drooled on my keyboard.

Or maybe that wallet was my dog.

Jesus, I’m losing my mind. - ICE CAKES WITH LOVE

Taro Gomi could’ve answered Anson’s question, but “Everybody Farts” just didn’t have the same ring.

DOES EVERYONE FART?

Can’t say I’ve solved one blindfolded, but I have completed a Rubik’s Cube before.

Although my cousin insisted I buy him a new one after I had peeled and reapplied all the stickers. - RUBIK’S

For all the negatives we may have wrought with easy porn, I know of at least one good thing we’ve gotten:

it's a 50/50 chance: you either learn to do this or go blind.

A helluva lot of wrist strength. - AN OPEN LETTER TO GRADUATES ON WHY PORN MAY HAVE RUINED YOUR FUTURE

On that note, I know quite a couple people who graduated this past week so congratulations to you guys!

Don’t do drugs that aren’t cut properly and remember to keep your head up, even in this hard economy! Never forget: when the going gets tough, the tough drink booze to fuel their hardened exterior for the inevitable worsening of things.

Happy trails!

Jerome

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