Nun Chucks made out of Budweiser cans filled with cement:

If you can name a recent invention that is more awesome than this, I will do something horrifying like actually drink a can of Budweiser–that’s how confident I am that there will be nothing that beats this in terms of pure awesomeness. If no Rapture happens today, it’s because Jesus got a hold of one of these and was too pre-occupied testing them out to remember the Apocalypse.

These were created by the always awesome Chen Chen in collaboration with Kai Tsien-Williams (whom I don’t know but assume must be awesome to come up with this). I bet these would also be good in fighting off the undead in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.