Forget Tiger Woods or Arnold Palmer. The greatest “Titleist” ever is my friend Robert Consing. Here are his titles for the best movies of 2009:
1. The Squirt Locker
2. District 69
3. Did You Hear About The Organs?
4. Watch Men
5. Funny Peephole
6. In Gloria’s Bastard
7. The Lovely Bone
8. Me In Orson Welles
9. Schtup In The Air (Canadian title: Mile High Club)
10. Oraline
And honorable mentions go to “The Hind Side,” “Cloudy With A Chance Of My Balls,” and “Public Enema.”
I present the list as Robert gave it to me. But if I might quibble: I’d put “Cloudy With A Chance Of My Balls” at number 3, “The Hind Side” at number 7, and move “Me In Orson Welles” and “In Gloria’s Bastard” to the Honorable Mentions. Again, though, just a quibble.
Hey Alfredo,
How can THE FIST AND THE FURRY-ASS not make it on your list?
Thanks for sharing, Alfredo. It’s hard – Stop! – to argue with Robert’s and your lists, although, if I may, I believe you both overlooked a few underperformers — at the box office — in “Insphinctus,” “Ghosts of Girlfriend’s Ass,” “The Load,” and “In The Poop.” Conversely, a few box office surprises are worthy of mention in “Dude, Inc.” and “Hormonal Activity.”
Finally there are those who were uniquely porn on their own:
“Up”
“Taken”
“17 Again”
“Julia & Julia”
“Push”
“Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself”
“The Box”
“Sorority Row”
“Dude, Inc” is awesome! May I happily contribute: Julian on Julia, INCOITUS, 9″, Where the Wide Things Are and, of course, Fast and Curious
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