A male shopkeeper in the Chinese town of Haikou died last week when a confrontation with a woman resulted in testicular asphxiation. Or to put it in layman’s terms, the woman grabbed the man’s balls and squeezed really hard until he died.
According to reports, the unidentified woman tried to park her scooter in front of the man’s store so she could pick up her child from school, but the man wouldn’t let her. This led to an argument, which led to violence, which led to the unfortunate death.
There are so many snarky remarks I can make about this story but since I like my balls and I know a lot of Chinese women read this blog…I will simply wish everyone a happy weekend! Oh, and if a woman wants to park her scooter in front of your place, let her.