Who the hell did this to my beloved Tori Campbell?!
I have been watching KTVU San Francisco newscaster Tori Campbell for years. Years! And I can tell you, she is professional, even tempered, and not at all mean spirited.
Was it some bored intern at the news station? Or maybe the “Jackass” guys, their bodies worn out from all the testicle stapling, cannon balling, and shopping cart wipeouts, have found an age-appropriate way to be inappropriate?
Some brat decided to use my Tori as their tool: shame on you! A pox on your house! May your children be born homely!
You can plainly see, she hasn’t had work done, and if she has, it’s seamless and tasteful. She isn’t just some bimbo talking head. No, this isn’t right. So, Tori, on behalf of myself and the douchetards who did this, we beg – BEG – your forgiveness.