Just wanted to pass along a pic from a friend of the Offenders. Thanks DC!
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The Week in Review: The Real Last Samurai
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Giddy up! Almost there
hahahahahahah! that’s awesome!
my career is over! I’m sure Tom Cruise will be sending his ninjas to come kill me in my sleep with their steel fans and throwing stars, all dipped in body juice of the most poisonous frog in the world, the Phyllobate Terribilis.
goodbye all…
Roger, Mr. Cruise is not going to kill you. If anything you’ll just be abducted to the planet Zoltar where you will be properly indoctrinated.
Awesome! Another Tom Cruise movie with him running. Ha ha. Can someone explain the squirrel? Maybe its Roger’s sidekick.
Oh dude, CRASHER SQUIRREL, http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/dramatic-ground-hog-meet-the-crasher-squirrel/
HAHAHAhaha. I’ve seen that squirrel before. He runs across my electric wires outside all the time.
when is this movie coming out?
The movie will come out as soon as they recast the part of Roger Fan with Ashton Kutcher aka the Caucasian Roger Fan.
[...] a gum for our fellow Offender Roger who is now fearing a ninja attack from Tom [...]
[...] of Red Dawn (read here). After calling out Tom Cruise, Roger has expressed his fear that he will be assassinated by ninjas sent by Mr. Cruise. Here in the Offenders family, we look out for each other so this is a very special edition of the [...]
Did you all see the Paul Mooney summary of the Last Samurai?
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=219442&title=mooney-on-movies
Also I wrote a lengthy rant on the representation of Asians in cinema.
http://onjouissance.blogspot.com/2009/08/lines-of-resistance-or-excuse-to.html
Check it out if you want–Thanks!!
I think that’s a prarie dog