http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=C-LMJupqmuY&feature=related
After reading Roger’s blog about the asian male porn star and more importantly, watching his short film “The Quest for Length”, I’ve been seriously thinking about penises. Everywhere I look, I see a penis. Penis, Penis, PENIS! So much penile-thinking, that I had sleepy sex with a friend last night, at least I THINK I did, or maybe I just dreamed a penis into being. Honestly, I don’t remember. Anyway, all this penis thinking has made me think about how I can SEE more penises without always having to have sex with them (and deal with the messy consequences that come with it sometimes). But I’m going to let you in on a secret. This is my temple of cheap porn: Craigslist’s Casual Encounters.
Men LOVE to show off their cocks. Seriously. Guys LOVE their babies, give them names even. I doubt there are many women with casts of their vulvas (except maybe for medical reasons. I’m digressing. Please see Rog’s blog. It has fascinated me in ways I’m uncomfortable in recounting. Anyway, back to Craigslist.) But!….. If you check out the W4M (Women for Men) section, you don’t find many women showing pictures of themselves. On the other hand, if you click on M4W (Men for Women) or M4M (Men for Men) or M4T (which I think means Men for Transgendered)… heck anything with an M will probably have an attached pic for your dick-viewing pleasure.
So many penises in so many shapes: short, long, bulbous, curved! Not always attached to the most attractive men, but hey, we’re just penile-speculating here. And honestly, there are great ads up. For instance, one of my current favorites is “Attracitve Latin guy in early 40′s would like to meet in the near future with a mature woman who enjoys intimacy during her time of the month.” Or “Dark Shaft for Ride: Cum and ride til we get enough tonight”. (I would add links to these, but hey, there could be better ones up by the time you get to it.)
And the best thing is, with Craigslist, there’s no computer viruses, pop-up adds, or any dreaded ‘cookies’ inserted into your vulnerable and quivering computer! No virtual herpes! No computer chlamydia! OR maybe the best thing is you can actually call any one of these lovely individuals and get a real eye close up of their actual member. You guys can tell me about it.
But then again, I guess you can always see penises on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Rk2yHRWyknA&feature=related
So dirty! I see this is all Roger’s doing! Bad, bad Roger.
I’m sorry….I’m not a female elephant…..but that male elephant penis just looks “wrong” and “scary”. The rhino one looked like someone’s arm. Cool “flexing” tricks…..LOL.
human penis, in proportional comparison to a rhino or elephant, are quite tiny…
This is the biggest dick I’ve ever seen:
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Sometimes I think about who I’ve just recently referred this site to, and it just happens to be right before a poop, porn or penis blog and I wonder how I’m going to face my lawyer/in-law/business contact again… Oooh boy!
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