I’ve already made the irrefutable argument that fast food in Asia is a gazillion times more awesome than the fast food here in the U.S. Here’s further proof of this—behold, McDonald’s Mashed Potato Burger (available only in China):

It’s a double patty burger with the usual fixings plus bacon and mashed potatoes. This is part of McDonald’s “Manly Man” campaign; geared toward China’s “young urban meat lovers.” Just looking at the picture of the burger, I can already feel a chest hair lots of chest hairs sprouting on my body.

Between this, the Japanese Burger King’s Windows 7 Whopper (count ‘em—seven friggin’ patties):

And what appears to be the Windows 7 Double Whopper:

I think a road trip to Asia is in order.

File under: I want to go to there.