Been getting some well wishes from people since Monday.
The only problem is that I do not play for the New York Knickerbockers.
That’s Jeremy Lin.
Believe me, basketball is my true love, but I hit my ceiling with high school hoops and a cameo on Bill Simmon’s blog.
And for future reference, you don’t have to congratulate me on the following:
- for directing GI Joe 2
- for producing your favorite film, Sherlock Holmes
- for playing DK in Tokyo Drift
But for now I’ll gladly daydream over your Photoshop masterpieces of me living my fantasy.