Alright, it’s been way too long. I have to come out and admit it. I had the biggest crush on Betty White growing up. When the other kids were out partying I actually preferred spending my Saturday nights with the Golden Girls.

Betty White’s character, Rose, was everything I thought I’d want in the girl of my dream. She was beautiful in such an innocent way (got to love ‘em dimples.) Her smile made me forget all my schoolyard problems. She had class (unlike like that loosy goosy Blanche) but would still be willing to experiment in the sack. And her mood! Always so positive, supportive, and out to have fun. She was the perfect girl. This might sound funny but I didn’t even realized she was a retired older woman until years later, which is the ultimate testament to the show itself. They did such a great job humanizing their characters that even a ten old boy could relate with their struggles and joys of life. Either that or I was just really into much more mature ladies.

By the way, top 20 theme song of all time.
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I was in elementary school when Golden Girls came on. I admit, I often forgot they were old ladies, too. I liked Betty White’s Rose best when I was a kid. Now that I am older, I like Bea Arthur’s Dorothy, because she reminds me of the women in my family.
I didn’t realize back then what dirty old ladies they were back then. I didn’t get the sexual references. Truth be told, I’ll probably be like that when I am an old woman. Heck! I’m like that now!
Mr. Lin,
“(Betty White) had class but would still be willing to experiment in the sack”…
my friend, i believe you can now join me in the category of “Cougar Hunter”. sharpen your spear my friend, there’s a retirement home i know ripe for the stalking…
Roger, when it comes to cougars, I thought you were the hunted not the hunter.
Justin, you are just it. You put it out there. You are right about shows that humanize characters….
There were sexual references in GG? I used to watch this show with my mom…
Yup, she was definitely the hottest of the GG gang.
Betty White? Betty White? Really? btw, it’s called gerontophilia, and it’s perfectly normal. If you’re a freak, that is. Wasn’t there a recent German movie about this fetish? (of course the Germans always get their first on odd sexual stuff…).
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