What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week is a capsule of the week’s blogs with sarcastic commentary from Yours Truly (that’s me!). If you’ve been busy and missed out on a couple of our daily gems, this is a perfect way to catch up.
But seriously – what was more important than reading YOMYOMF?
This best week of the year for reasons I shan’t disclose, YOMYOMF contemplates dating advice from parental units; Nyquil-fueled dreams; and racist cereal.
Sounds delicious!
1,001 REASONS I LOVE MOVIES: (#23) SIDNEY LUMET ON ‘MAKING MOVIES’:
“I really don’t think I can add much about Lumet’s life and career that hasn’t already been said, but in addition to being a filmmaking giant, he also wrote what I consider to be the best book about directing–1995’s Making Movies. If you want to be a filmmaker and can only read one book on the subject, this is it.”
Well, thanks, Phil – as if I wasn’t strapped for cash already, now you’ve sold me on this book! Damn you for inspiring me to read.
NORTH KOREA’S KIDS GOT TALENT!:
“It is known that children train in extracurricular activities like music and sports for hours on end and for many years in North Korea. It is not to say these particular kids don’t enjoy what they do, but it is definitely a lot of grueling work.”
Yeah, but it’s not like childhood’s something you’re supposed to enjoy.
A woman is like a ninja. Her body the perfect weapon, able to effortlessly dispatch even the hardest of men with casual simplicity. She is born with a natural arsenal in which to choose and depending upon her intent, can flirt, seduce, liquify, or terminate her opposites at will. Instead of tonfas, swords, throwing stars, and bamboo darts dipped in blowfish toxin, the modern, woman ninja possesses weaponry of mind, breast, shoulder, tummy, persona, tongue, etc. 21st century steel is no match when compared to the flesh of a woman ninja. Not even close.
