I don’t have chronic dry eyes, but I wish I did. I am in good health, yet I wish eye was not. For if I had a medical need for RESTASIS® Ophthalmic Emulsion to help increase my eyes’ natural ability to produce tears, I would have a legitimate, medical reason to make an appointment to visit the hottest, non-celebrity, civilian on TV commercials today – The Restasis Girl (aka Dr. Alison Tendler).
Unfortunately for me, my eyeballs work just fine. In fact, they’re incredibly functional and have no problem ejaculating buckets of tears at the slightest hint of emotion. Remember, I am an actor so I possess the ability to cry on command. And when I’m not crying, my eyes lube effortlessly. Uckfay. I am not a candidate for Restasis. Far from. But the mere thought of possibly having The Restasis Girl (aka Dr. Alison Tendler) cup my cheeks as she stares deep into my eyes is reason enough for me to throw 6 pounds of dry sand into my baby browns or sit in front of a fan with my eyelids taped wide open for a month. Perhaps not drinking any liquids for a week could give me chronic dry eyes. Yes, massive dehydration would work with medical certainty. But then again, I would probably die of thirst and would most likely not be at my sexiest as a dehydrated corpse in Dr. Tendler’s office (and arms).
if all doctors looked like this, i would try and get sick as much as possible
I loved you 
