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		<title>Ten Pick-Up Lines You Should NOT Use On Asian Guys</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 07:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my last post, I promised to give helpful advice to our non-Asian readers who want to date Asian guys. Since I am a man of my word, let&#8217;s start with 10 pick-up lines you probably shouldn’t say to an Asian guy: 1. If I have sex with you, can you help me with my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>pure joy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Wednesday I went to Santa Monica to have lunch with a friend.  We ended up eating at an Italian restaurant right on 3rd Street Promenade.  For those of you who have not been to &#8220;3rd Street&#8221;, it&#8217;s Santa Monica&#8217;s version of a European thoroughfare &#8211; an avenue running several blocks where no cars are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>XBox 360 Blues&#8230; betrayal of my techno-gfe lover</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I loved my XBox 360 and I thought she loved me too.  We spent many late-night hours journeying through distant, exotic lands, killing invading aliens, driving 200 mph+ on curvy Italian coastlines, etc.  But apparently it was just an act.  Much like a high-priced escort, the whole thing was just an elaborate GFE to suck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Are The Asian American Stars? Just Turn On Your TV…</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 07:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was struck by a realization this week. It had nothing to do with learning the true meaning of Christmas or any crap like that, but about the age-old question that our community has asked over and over again—when are we going to have our own Asian American stars; i.e. our own Will Smiths, Angelina [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rost in Transration&#8230;BLING!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you ever met a stupid asian, just know that it&#8217;s an act.  There is no such thing as a stupid asian.  It&#8217;s impossible.  Their brains are just too big. I would know.  I am one.  I&#8217;ve spent a great deal of time in Monterey Park and many varieties of tart yogurt and boba tea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seven People Asian American Guys Can Pretend To Be In Order To Get Laid By A White Chick</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m back to offer more advice to all my Asian American brothas looking to get laid by some hot white chick but having no luck. The reality is&#8211;white people can’t tell us apart anyway so why not use this fact to your advantage? Pretend to be some other more famous Asian dude. Here are some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Want Cheese? I Got Your Cheese!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Back In The Dayz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sung&#8217;s PiPi and Me post was a bittersweet look into his childhood and how some movies just connect with you because of your life experience at the time. But interestingly, the comments from this story sparked a little ire regarding what classifies as &#8220;cheese&#8221; or &#8220;b-movie&#8221;. Offenders like Phil argued that the movies he grew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When &#8220;Red Dawn&#8221; attacks&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/when-red-dawn-attacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past 14 years, I have been an actor in Hollywood.  As with the career of any actor (famous, infamous, or unknown), it has been a roller coaster of ups, downs, victories, and losses.  There is a reason why most parents would not encourage their child to become an actor.  It is, at best, [...]]]></description>
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