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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #39: Hello Kitty Hooters</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think that the Japanese can’t get any more perverse inventive and awesome than they already are, they’ll do something that surprises even me. Who else would have thought to bring the magic of Hello Kitty and the magic of Hooters together in one bouncy package? Not since Reeses brought together chocolate and peanut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – February 12 – 18, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 08:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been trying to avoid carbs lately, not because I did my research about what kind of approach I should take with my day-to-day diet but because I overheard someone saying they were bad and I figured why not try the advice/opinion of someone I don&#8217;t even know.  Anyway, Asian as I am, this would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I WOULD, AND I DO</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the celebration of St. Valentine&#8217;s and flava flav Romance week, I&#8217;d like to spotlight an Interpretations entry that might have flown under everyone&#8217;s radar. I personally thought this was in my top ten, if not five list. It may not have won the judge&#8217;s hearts but it&#8217;ll win yours. This 3 minute video was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>V-Day + 1.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 08:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was tempted to write something up on Valentine&#8217;s Day itself, but I knew that if I attempted that, I&#8217;d be crying over my keyboard half the time. Just kidding. Not really. After previously toying with Tumblr (an addiction I promptly swore off), I recently fell into a romp with reddit.  My experience with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 08:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emmie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saint Valentine’s Day is an annual commemoration held on February 14 that celebrates love and affection between intimate companions. Here is a confusing summary of the folklore surrounding Valentine&#8217;s Day: 268-270 During the reign of Roman Emperor Claudius II (you know, the bossy one), men were forbidden from marrying, since Claude wanted their large, hulking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Valentine’s Day is More Awesome in Asia</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-valentine%e2%80%99s-day-is-more-awesome-in-asia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 08:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again February 14 is upon us…another Valentine’s Day. Maybe the worst holiday ever invented with the possible exception of Adolf Hitler’s birthday. If you’re single, you feel like shit for not having anyone but if you’re in a relationship, there’s no way to live up to the hype so there’s bound to be stress [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Marriage</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/thoughts-on-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Fire Station No. 6 in the rural town of Livermore, California, a light bulb has been burning for 110 years.  Nobody, not even the handful of engineers who have looked at it, can say exactly why it hasn’t gone out.  Some believe it’s a prank, some believe it’s a near perfect vacuum seal, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Romantic Films You Probably Didn’t Know Existed</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/10-romantic-films-you-probably-didn%e2%80%99t-know-existed/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/10-romantic-films-you-probably-didn%e2%80%99t-know-existed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 08:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valentine’s Day is almost upon us and perhaps you’re looking for a romantic movie to share with that special someone, but you want to find something off the beaten path. As great as they are, there are just so many times you can watch Casablanca or When Harry Met Sally or Titanic or any number [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A &#8216;Star Wars&#8217; Valentine&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/a-star-wars-valentines/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/a-star-wars-valentines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We tend to geek out on all things Star Wars here at YOMYOMF (see some examples here, here and here&#8230;hmm, I guess it&#8217;s really only Anderson and I who geek out). So if you&#8217;re like us, you can celebrate this holiday by sending out artist James Stowe&#8217;s Star Wars themed Valentine&#8217;s Day cards. Originally created [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailbag: Sex, Relationships &amp; Playboy Playmate Grace Kim Edition</title>
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		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/mailbag-sex-relationships-playboy-playmate-grace-kim-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guest Offender</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GRACE Welcome to a special Guest Offenders/Valentine’s Day edition of our mailbag feature. We put out a call to our readers for sex and relationship-related questions via our Twitter and Facebook page and picked a few to respond to below. Joining Offender Philip to dispense advice to the lovelorn is the lovely Grace Kim a.k.a. [...]]]></description>
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