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Enjoy Eating From A Toilet? Well, Here’s The Place For You…

  • September 2, 2010 12:01 am

I first heard that there was a toilet-themed restaurant chain in Asia a few years back. I remember thinking that was an interesting marketing concept, but do people really want to eat out of toilets and drink out of urinals (well, beside my fellow Offender Sung with his poop obsession)? The answer seems to be a resounding yes.

I was doing a normal google search for any interesting topics I could blog about (a normal google search in this case meaning I typed in the words: “Asian,” “shit” and “eat”) and came upon this recent piece in the Telegraph spotlighting the Modern Toilet Restaurant chain. The first Modern Toilet outlet was founded by Wang Tzi-wei and opened in Taipei in 2004. Since then, the chain has branched out all over Taiwan and has also expanded to Hong Kong and China. According to the restaurant’s promotional materials: “Our goal is to become The No. 1 Brand in Themed Chain Restaurants. In an era where creative marketing is king, even faeces [sic] can be turned into gold”.

Supposedly, the place is especially popular with the youth and there are plans to expand even further. Could you be seeing a Modern Toilet in your own ‘hood soon? And if so, would you eat there? I guess if the food is excellent and prices reasonable, I might be willing to give it a shot, but check out the photos below…I don’t know—is it me or does anyone else find this a little…nauseating? But on the plus side, if you get sick from the food, at least you don’t have to go anywhere to find a place to…relieve yourself.

Happy eating!

What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – August 15 – 21, 2010

  • August 22, 2010 10:04 am

You know what is fantastic?  Korean BBQ.  I can’t write about it for the rest of the year, but it’s pretty awesome.  That’s where my family and I ate this week, in case you were wondering.  It’s, like, 14 bucks for lunch.  All we ordered was beef brisket and our hands stuffed all our faces full of dead animal in sesame sauce and that one brown sauce that I think is soy sauce but probably isn’t – it was wonderful!

You know what isn’t wonderful?  Running afterwards without showering first.  I mean, everyone who’s ever been to these joints knows how deeply that smell sinks into your skin.  What was just earlier such a welcome scent becomes totally objectionable.

Well, the way I saw it, if I was smelly already, I might as well run and sweat and get smellier before taking a right shower.  So I ran my fist-sized heart out and found out the hard way that running in that stove of a garage, I was pretty much like a smoked piece of meat getting baked.  Instead of smelling like just sweat, I started to smell even more like Korean BBQ.

Long story short: don’t run when you smell like Korean BBQ.

Well, I guess there’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do when you smell like Korean BBQ.

Maybe I should write about that.

Oh yeah, so don’t forget, dearest readers: you now have until the 15th of September to enter into our Interpretations short film contest.  So get off your tushes and get filming!  But first, sit your tush back down again and read my new interview with Dan Lin, producer and executive producer of such films as Sherlock Holmes and Terminator Salvation.

Done?  Okay, keep sitting and read the rest of this article.

This week in August, our ragtag team probes matters of dick sucking, chick flick sex, and herpes.  Bet you never want to see those three things together.  Again.

Revolution at the Urinal

  • August 17, 2010 3:00 am

I’m normally not one to trample on the social order, but I can hold my tongue no longer.  I herewith suggest a change regarding bathroom behavior for men: we should wash our hands BEFORE, not AFTER, urinating. 

Now before you send a lynch mob after me, hear me out.

I never understood the “wash after” rule.  Here’s how I see it: you will never be so clean as that moment when you step out of the shower and towel off. 

And what happens next?  You put on your briefs or boxers, then your pants.  That’s two layers of protection right there.  Even if you go commando, you’re still protected by one layer, and still perhaps two, if you tuck in a long tailed shirt.