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		<title>What if Pixar&#8217;s UP had been made in 1965?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 03:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine that in some alternate universe, Disney/Pixar&#8217;s animated feature Up was made in 1965 as a live-action film starring the late, great Spencer Tracy. Check out the following awesome trailer that shows you what such a film might have looked like. And yes, everyone is here including Asian Wilderness Explorer Russell, Dug the talking dog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – November 21 &#8211; 27, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 09:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s just about that time of the year again.  Festive shades of red and green are starting to pepper the streets and amazing arrays of lights are coming to life in neighborhoods across the country.  Blow-up reindeer and snowmen tower over more and more lawns on the way home. As a southern California resident however, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Six Films Where The Asian Sidekick Is More Interesting Than The Protagonist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 08:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new trailer for the upcoming Seth Rogen-starring Green Hornet film was just released last week (see below) to mostly positive fan reaction. That plus a recent test screening of the film that went well must be welcome news for the filmmakers after the mostly bad buzz that has been dogging the production from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trailer Mash-Ups: &#8216;Inception&#8217; Flavah</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been giving my fellow Offender Jerome a hard time for geeking out so much on Inception (no, Jerome, it&#8217;s not technically illegal to marry a movie, but it&#8217;s generally frowned upon). So I thought I&#8217;d throw him a boner bone and do an Inception-flavored post. Those of you who already spend too much time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>how to make a man cry and like it</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 17:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are hard.  Emotionally hard.  In comparison to the ladies, men have a more difficult time ejaculating tears of emotion and bearing naked their inner child.  Why do men have such a hard time crying during life&#8217;s more tender moments?  Why do men choose the stoic option instead of a good, wet cathartic release?  Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resolute on New Year Love Making</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new year is upon us. 2010 has finally arrived. What do you have planned for the next 360 odd days? What new year&#8217;s resolutions have you made? What changes do you want to see happen? Quit smoking? Start smoking? Lose 10 pounds? Get breast implants? Perhaps, phalloplasty? Find love? ooohhh&#8230; Love. That&#8217;s a tough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best of 2009: Pop Stuff I Like</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Holiday season is a time of reflection and as a pop culture gadfly-consumer-whore, it&#8217;s a great time to think about the best in pop culture, 2009. Countless entertainment outlets are entrusting cultural experts on their &#8220;Top 10&#8243; lists for film, TV, videogames, books, etc., but I&#8217;m not going to bore you with all that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seven People Asian American Guys Can Pretend To Be In Order To Get Laid By A White Chick</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/seven-people-asian-american-guys-can-pretend-to-be-in-order-to-get-laid-by-a-white-chick/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/seven-people-asian-american-guys-can-pretend-to-be-in-order-to-get-laid-by-a-white-chick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m back to offer more advice to all my Asian American brothas looking to get laid by some hot white chick but having no luck. The reality is&#8211;white people can’t tell us apart anyway so why not use this fact to your advantage? Pretend to be some other more famous Asian dude. Here are some [...]]]></description>
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