A new year is upon us. 2010 has finally arrived. What do you have planned for the next 360 odd days? What new year’s resolutions have you made? What changes do you want to see happen? Quit smoking? Start smoking? Lose 10 pounds? Get breast implants? Perhaps, phalloplasty? Find love?
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The Holiday season is a time of reflection and as a pop culture gadfly-consumer-whore, it’s a great time to think about the best in pop culture, 2009. Countless entertainment outlets are entrusting cultural experts on their “Top 10″ lists for film, TV, videogames, books, etc., but I’m not going to bore you with all that rigamarole. Instead, I’m going to limit my choice to just one per category (yeah, right): 
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