I got a tweet from Complex Mag hawking the 50 Best Strip Clubs in America. So what do I do? I waste the next 45 minutes checking out the list, which is very comprehensive with icons and a specific rating system (Miami and Atlanta are the top states, it seems). There are clubs across this great nation with interesting names like Little Darlings, Strokers, and Jumbo’s Clown Room (I’ve been there, and it’s more of a cabaret show, but I digress).
Anyway, while perusing through the list, some of the clubs highlighted also had links to their own locally made commercials. Now, everyone knows that locally made commercials are simply the worst. They’re no-budget, badly acted and lensed, you name it. Local commercials for strip joints are so bad they’re amazing. Here are two winners, in my book — The first one is for a joint called The Valley Ball, located in, you guessed it, the Valley (Van Nuys to be exact). The mise-en-scene of this doozy of a commercial is of a botched operation:
I love the tagline at the end: “Smokin’ hot chicks!”
