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Jerome & Inception: polyester plot holes – the first.

  • September 23, 2010 12:04 am

I have been challenged to write about Inception once a week until the end of the year.  Not that this really changes anything because I was planning on doing that anyway.

Last week, I touched upon people saying Inception was less than perfect.  In spite of the fact that they are bloody heathens, the topic definitely inspired me.  You could say that they probably performed inception on me, without them knowing it.

Or did they?

See, you probably all have this idea that I possess some kind of insane fanaticism for this movie.  I have no idea where you would get this idea to begin with, but I would like to allay any concerns that I am an unreliable judge of its quality.  Thusly, for the next couple of weeks, I’m going to begin addressing certain – ahem – qualms people may have with the plot, instead of acting like they don’t exist.

(Which they don’t.  But for argument’s sake, let’s say they do.)

So guess you could call this a column about Inception within a column about Inception.  Funny how that works out.  Because there were dreams within dreams in the movie and now here is a column within a column.

Now, you might call them plot holes; I call them concessions made by Chris Nolan so that he would not make a movie so perfect it would ruin all other movies for us.

Let’s start this week with an Internet favorite I’m sure you’ve all seen:

Jerome & Inception: acts of blasphemy.

  • September 16, 2010 12:55 am

I have been challenged to write about Inception once a week until the end of the year.  Not that this really changes anything because I was planning on doing that anyway.

What week is this now?  I honestly have no clue.  Actually, it wasn’t until Alfredo tallied up the number of articles I’d be writing that I realized how much of my life I was going to be devoting to this endeavor.  Has it been as good for you as it has been for me?  Either way, you gotta admit: I’ve got lots of stamina.

It’s funny because it could also apply to sex!

Anyway, Bobby commented on the previous article in this series, tipping me off to this video:

I was speechless.  Utterly and completely speechless.  I mean, who do these people think they are?  It’s not even subtle; it’s not even subtext!

They are trying to say that there were problems.  With Inception.  I get it, it’s a joke, but, you know, some things you just don’t joke about.  Religion, race, politics – these are all things that are fair game, but Inception?  That’s where a line has to be drawn.

Jerome & Inception: our last time in IMAX.

  • September 9, 2010 12:41 am

I have been challenged to write about Inception once a week until the end of the year.  Not that this really changes anything because I was planning on doing that anyway.

If at any point during this article, I seem to assume a funereal tone – it’s because that is indeed the case.  As I mentioned before, two weeks ago was, for most places, the last week that Inception would be shown on real IMAX screens.  Now Avatar: Special Edition and that one Hubble-movie-about-space-that-I’m-not-even-gonna-wiki-because-it’s-not-Inception have taken its glorious throne, leaving devotees like me – known as obsessives in most parts – high and dry till the Blu-Ray.

So last last Thursday, after a good cry; accepting that we had our time together; and facing the fact that I did in fact have to let her go, I made plans for an afternoon showing at the real IMAX in Irvine, CA – the only remaining real IMAX in my immediate area that I had not seen the film in yet.

Jerome & Inception: Arthur x Eames.

  • September 2, 2010 12:11 am

I have been challenged to write about Inception once a week until the end of the year.  Not that this really changes anything because I was planning on doing that anyway.

Last week, I discussed the various memes Inception has spawned.  One of them that’s gaining a lot of traction is Arthur x Eames.

If there’s anything fans love to do, it’s fleshing out scenarios they wish had happened within their objects of fandom, whether it’s Star Trek or Star Wars or Starman.

Often times, the focus of these efforts and works is the romantic relationships in the story.  What if Morpheus schtupped Trinity?  Or Frodo stormed Sam’s gates?  Or Rachel bonked Marcel?

These are questions the world will never get a canonical answer for.  But that’s what the Internet is for.

Jerome & Inception: memetic potential.

  • August 26, 2010 12:17 am

I have been challenged to write about Inception once a week until the end of the year.  Not that this really changes anything because I was planning on doing that anyway.

From here on out, when you see the Inception logo at the top of my posts, please imagine the BRM sound rumbling around you.

Thank you.

Hello hello, Internet!  Welcome to my weekly column about the greatest movie of all time.  I know what you’re thinking: what else can be said about Inception?  In which case, shut up.

Imagine you are on a boat and you see a sizeable enough iceberg off in the distance.  In reality, that’s just the tip of the iceberg; it’s actually this big:

Now how trippy is that shit?  I just saw that and it’s amazing.

Jerome & Inception: at attention.

  • August 19, 2010 10:44 am

I have been challenged to write about Inception once a week until the end of the year.  Not that this really changes anything because I was planning on doing that anyway.

I’m getting progressively more nervous with every installment of this column because we are catching up to a future in which Inception will be pulled from the theaters and a long, dark wait for the Blu-Ray will loom over the world.  But since we’re not there yet, chin up, all!

The other day, I was making conversation with a clerk at my local shopping mall.  Of course, I quickly steered our dialogue onto the subject of Inception and she informed me that she had seen it with her boyfriend.  After I got over my disappointment, she commented that she had liked it but that her boyfriend thought it was a “little complicated.”

She went on to say that he felt like it was good but that “you really have to pay attention the first 45 minutes or you’ll get lost.  Otherwise, the dreams feel random.”

Jesus Christ.