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		<title>Five Otherwise ‘Stereotypical’ Films Made Better By An Asian Performance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 07:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I blogged about five otherwise decent films ruined by Asian stereotypes. Today, I look at five films (in no particular order) with problematic portrayals of Asians but that contain at least one performance by an Asian actor that make the movies &#8220;better.&#8221; So without further ado: 1. THE LAST SAMURAI (2003)  Ken Watanabe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Film Spotlight: PURE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From our friends at Fantastic Fest, comes a Readers Digest version of every Hollywood cliche (well, more action film-wise). Here&#8217;s the rundown on the short, aptly titled PURE: A meditation on genre, a commentary on visual cliches, and a celebration of the visceral pleasures of cinema. Music by The Jesus Lizard. Please play full screen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thirteen Ways To Tell If Someone Is Japanese</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, now it&#8217;s time for me to offend the Japanese. Here are some ways you can tell if that groovy dude or chick you&#8217;re hanging with is from the land of the rising sun. 1. If you do not urinate or defecate on them during sex, they will think you don’t love them anymore. 2. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nine Movies Where Asians Die For The White Hero</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s almost a rule of Hollywood movies that when you have a Caucasian lead paired with an Asian sidekick or love interest, the Asian character is going to sacrifice his or her life to save (or try to save) the white hero. In chronological order, here are nine major films worth checking out (I’ve tried [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Survive An Attack by Tom Cruise’s Ninja Assassins</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  (&#8220;Valkyrie sucked, mothafucker!&#8221;) Regular readers of this blog know that my fellow Offender Roger wrote about his disheartening experience with the table read for the new remake of Red Dawn (read his original post here). After calling out Tom Cruise, Roger has expressed his fear that he will be assassinated by ninjas sent by Mr. Cruise. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When &#8220;Red Dawn&#8221; attacks&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past 14 years, I have been an actor in Hollywood.  As with the career of any actor (famous, infamous, or unknown), it has been a roller coaster of ups, downs, victories, and losses.  There is a reason why most parents would not encourage their child to become an actor.  It is, at best, [...]]]></description>
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