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Attention Chinese Women…

  • March 4, 2010 12:30 am

Here’s a surefire way to know if your husband is cheating on you, courtesy of Tag Heuer and Tiger Woods.

According to Tag Heuer chief executive Jean-Christophe Babin, even though the watchmaker may have dropped Tiger Woods in America, his endorsement is still valuable in certain countries. In fact, Babin claims that Woods marketability has increased in China because of his infidelity. “In China conversely you have Tag Heuer with Tiger Woods everywhere because [with] the Chinese it rather increases their esteem,” he said. “In China, by tradition, your success is measured by your number of mistresses.”  Read more...

it Sucks to be Tiger Woods: Part 2

  • December 1, 2009 10:45 am

The Tiger is quiet.  Tis been 5 days since the Thanksgiving mystery crash and still no peep from the golf champion’s lair.

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Being the star of a multi billion dollar brand, he has the right to do whatever he wants.  And though Tiger’s corporate sponsors are “standing by their man”, there is no doubt that these multinationals, who have banked & invested hundreds of millions into the Tiger Brand Image, are secretly crapping their pants if indeed Tiger could not keep his tiger in his pants.  Sometimes, silence is not golden.

So just in case things at Camp Tiger take a serious turn for the worse, here are a few minor adjustments that will allow the Tiger Brand to survive and prosper…

Nike:  Just Do It. Just don’t get caught.

Gatorade:  It’s In You…Tiger, that is.

American Express:  Your brain.  Don’t Leave Home Without It.

Gillette:  The Best A Man Can Get.  until you find someone hotter than your wife.

Buick:  Nothing Drives Quite Like A Buick…except for that stripper at Deja Vu

General Mills:  Grow Up Strong, not stupid

Tag Heuer:  Success.  It’s a Mind Game.  just make sure you sign a prenup

General Motors:  Built To Last rong time

Titleist:  The #1 Ball In Golf always finds it’s hole

please feel free to modify or add to.  Tiger needs us…

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