Please Don’t Have Sex with This Robot

This is Pepper the Japanese robot:


Pepper is a four-foot, sixty-pound, $1650 robot that can talk, dance, tell jokes, but one thing it shouldn’t do is have sex with you.

When Pepper went on sale in Japan this summer, it promptly sold-out, but apparently the concerns that some customers would use it as a sex robot were real enough that Pepper came with a warning from its manufacturer: “the policy owner must not perform any sexual act or other indecent behavior.”

I’m not sure how this rule would actually be enforced, but, well, if this turns you on to the point where you want to fuck it:

The YOMYOMF Network: Recap for Week of August 25

Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot (Ep 4 of 6)

When a drinking mishap causes the Sex Robot to malfunction, Jon takes it to the shop.

Meanwhile, the ever-horny Rob offers to take it off his hands.

Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot (Ep 5 of 6)

Sensing some tension between his wife and the Sex Robot, Jon turns on its BFF mode.

It works much better than expected.

The YOMYOMF Network: Recap for Week of August 18

Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot (Ep 1 of 6)

Check out the first episode of our new comedy that will redefine sexual robotics as you know it!

When nerdy everyman Jon Davis fulfills his dream of getting a sex robot, he discovers that his wife may need a little more convincing about the matter.

Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot (Ep 2 of 6)

Chris Jericho joins in the fun as Jon’s best friend, whose insatiable sex drive may set him on an x-rated collision course with Jon’s new gadget.

The YOMYOMF Network: Recap for Week of August 4

How to be More Asian (YouTube’s Global Geekery)

In honor of YouTube’s Geek Week, we’ve made a music video about – what else? – how to more effectively convey one’s Asiatic heritage.

And hey – don’t knock Sailor Moon till you’ve tried it!

Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot Trailer (OFFICIAL)

If people would do pretty much anything for a Klondike Bar, what would they do for a sex robot?  I’m not sure but I’m pretty sure you’ll find some hilarious answer to this in the trailer for our new comedy!

Short List – Awake

This week’s short is a visual poem about being more aware of one’s day-to-day life.  It’s as peaceful of a wake-up call as a person’s likely to get!

The YOMYOMF Network: Recap for Week of December 23

Cherry – Happy Holidays in NYC

A poem by David Henry Hwang sets the stage but New York takes the spotlight in this holiday love letter from the Big Apple!

Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot Trailer (Holiday Edition)

Ever want a sex robot?  Wait – don’t answer that.

This week, we’ve got the first trailer for our upcoming comedy about how one couple deals with the sexy future!