NRA Offers Sensible Solution To School Shootings

It’s so simple I don’t know why I didn’t think of it first.

Now I know why the National Rifle Association waited a week to say something after 20 first graders and six adults were gunned down at Sandy Hook Elementary School: they were coming up with a brilliant solution to the problem!

At a press conference, Wayne LaPierre, NRA CEO and executive vice president unveiled the “National Model School Shield Program,” which proposes putting more armed guards into schools, including retired police officers and volunteers.

Volunteers with guns in schools.  What could possibly go wrong?

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun,” said LaPierre.