McAfee’s Post Christmas Miracle!

Friends, we can all breathe a sigh of relief.

John McAfee, the 67 year old “persecuted” anti-virus software guru behind the program which bears his name, will soon be reunited with Amy and Samantha, his 17 and 20 year old Belizean girlfriends.

Apparently they have crossed the border into Honduras and are rumored to be on their way to Miami, where McAfee has been coping with his loneliness by hitting on other women.

He recently spent an afternoon with Miami New Times reporter Michael Miller and a female reporter from the Miami Herald.