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Saab. The gift that keeps giving…

  • December 22, 2009 9:54 pm

Earlier this week, courtesy of fellow Offender Roger, I learned my beloved Saab “WaSaabi” Turbo X had become an orphan. What’s worse, it looks like the Chinese is going to only buy the blueprints of “how to make a proven, road-tested car” and that the Saab name will be sold off separately. This is like Ron Jeremy doing porn without his penis. What a travesty. I won’t go into why I love Saab so much. You’ll just have to trust me. But I do feel the Saab name needs to live on. That is why I am declaring here the Yomyomf Saab Fund which will be created to bid for the name. Think about it, what do you think of when you think of ‘Saab’ (besides, frequent electrical problems, temperamental gauge lights, sensitive tire pressure sensors, unreliable battery)? You think of driving a jet. Cool, right? Give the Chinese the car. We can take the brand and expand it. Okay, what do you think of a…

Saab Stroller. We should be able to stick the Saab symbol on ‘em suckers and conquer the babicular vehicle industry in no time. And what about…  Read more...

the accidental exotic…

  • December 18, 2009 10:03 am

May we have a moment of silence please.  A death of a great brand has just been announced.

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No, I’m not speaking about Tiger Woods.  I’m talking about SAAB, the automobile of choice for the eclectic consumer – architects, beat poets, & creative asian males.  Unfortunately, the Swedish car company that was acquired by GM is going the way of the dodo.  Apparently having the DNA of a fighter plane was not enough to entice any buyers on planet Earth to acquire the SAAB brand from ailing GM, even at a fire sale price.  And with no buyers, GM announced today that it is going to let SAAB die (as well as Saturn & Pontiac).  Sucks.  But there are a few winners here…

1)  Sweden.  In 2000, GM purchased full ownership of the company.  The Swedes walked away with billions and GM, in spectacular fashion, killed the Swedish car company with amazing success.  Thank God the Swedes didn’t sell ABBA or IKEA to America.

2) Current SAAB owners.  If you have one, CONGRATULATIONS!  You officially own a classic car.  AND (you’re gonna love this), if you happened to purchase a SAAB in the last year, you now own a COLLECTABLE, classic car because technically your 2008/2009 production model would be considered a “final production run” vehicle!  AND (it gets stupidly rad here), if you happened to purchase a 2008/2009 limited edition SAAB, you are a proud, accidental owner of a collectable EXOTIC car.  The only two cars that qualify are the 2008/2009 limited edition SAAB Turbo X sedan & wagon.  So SAAB owners wipe away your tears, for in death you can ride amongst the likes of Ferrari, Lamborghini & DeLorean for eternity (or until your warranty runs out.  wait, that’s void now too…)

SAAB – 1938-2009   R.I.P.

yesterday's conventional is today's exotic

yesterday's conventional is today's exotic

***  Sunday 12/20/2009 – just in…SAAB may not be dead!  Dutch car company Spyker has made an offer to GM to buy the SAAB band.  Yeah!  hope it goes through.  It’ll turn Spyker from just an exotic car company to a company for the people!  : )  waiting…  Read more...