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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; roger fan</title>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; X Rated Family (car) Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 21:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I finally did it.  I got myself a sports car.  After several decades of pining, lusting, and suffering, I finally mustered up the mojo to satisfy my man itch. Sort of. OK, I actually didn&#8217;t get a sports car.  I put a deposit on one. And come to think of it, the thing&#8217;s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Escolar: the Pablo Escobar of fish</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/escolar-the-pablo-escobar-of-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[the shits]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=89063</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever have Butterfish? Well, if you&#8217;re a sushi connoisseur, you most likely have.  It&#8217;s a firm whitefish that is succulent and incredibly rich in flavor.  To eat one, properly sushi-prepared, is a guaranteed, oral orgasm.  Well, at least it was for me the first time I had it &#8211; lightly seared with a dollop of apricot puree [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; Baby Barfing Blues</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-baby-barfing-blues/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-baby-barfing-blues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[90210]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[baby vomit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[honda odyssey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[how to clean up baby vomit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[minivan]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=86554</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I dropped the F-Bomb at least 50 times in fifteen seconds.  At full volume.  Right in the middle of Beverly Hills and right in the middle of the Beverly Hills sign. Actually, I was slightly behind the Beverly Hills sign, parked, with all the doors of my minivan wide open and whacking my ride to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; a Parental Kobayashi Maru</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-a-parental-kobayashi-maru/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/daddy-fan-a-parental-kobayashi-maru/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babysitter]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Captain Kirk]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[parenting tips]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=86176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Daddy&#8217;s log, zero three, zero one, two zero one two. My 15 month old sleeps.  In the bathroom.  It&#8217;s the only place I can stick her that enables me to proceed with daily, adult activities without having to tip toe around everywhere.  1,144 square feet of living space makes you do strange things like this. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Around The Horn &#8211; Unfulfilled OBSESSIONS</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/around-the-horn-unfulfilled-obsessions/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/around-the-horn-unfulfilled-obsessions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around The Horn]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=85798</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you have an unfulfilled obsession? I&#8217;m curious because usually if you have an obsession (ie. passion, strong interest, mania, addiction, infatuation, fetish, etc.), you&#8217;re usually doing it, living it, and/or being it 110%, 24/7. I&#8217;m not sure if it&#8217;s rare or common, but I&#8217;m curious how many of you have an unfulfilled obsession &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; how to Love a Love Hypocrite</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-to-love-a-love-hypocrite/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/how-to-love-a-love-hypocrite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=84918</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have a babysitter right now.  Her mother unexpectedly past so she left for Asia on Friday for a month or two (or three).  I don&#8217;t have a geographically-convenient, sexy, Korean wife right now either.  She just departed on a business trip for a week. So without a sexy, Korean wife/mom and babysitter to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; homeless &amp; (pro)Creative</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/homeless-procreative/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/homeless-procreative/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[affordable housing]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[buying a house]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Keitel]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=84493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To buy a home or not to buy a home?  That is the question. Actually, it&#8217;s no longer a question &#8211; I need to buy a home.  Now.  Yesterday.  Last year. I bought my first place in 2003.  A simple 1,144 sf, 2bed/2bath condo in West LA/Santa Monica.  It was a great value in a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; when a cute girl steals your bed</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/when-a-cute-girl-steals-your-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/when-a-cute-girl-steals-your-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=83523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My body aches.  All the time.  My neck, my back, my rump &#8211; all sore and creeky 24/7, even after many, vigorous massage sessions via the bony hands of a cute Korean girl (my wife). For over 3 years it&#8217;s been like this (which, ironically, is in parallel to my current tour of duty as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>YOMYOMF at Sundance: The First Time</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yomyomf-at-sundance-the-first-time/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/yomyomf-at-sundance-the-first-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[YomYomF Field Trips]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=83401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a few hours, I’ll be boarding a very early flight to Salt Lake City to join some of my fellow Offenders including Justin, Elaine and Anderson for the second half of the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. Unlike the others, this is my first time at the fest. I try to avoid anything that reeks [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>DADDY FAN &#8211; Makin&#8217; Bacon by Fakin&#8217; (tv commercial style)</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/makin-bacon-by-fakin-tv-commercial-style/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/makin-bacon-by-fakin-tv-commercial-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Quicken Loans -- Border Patrol -- Checklist of Documents for Mortgage]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve done a good number of TV commercials.  It&#8217;s how I&#8217;ve made the majority of my living as an actor.  It&#8217;s how many actors make their living as they continue to hunt for their place on a TV series or name status in Hollywood, studio movies. It&#8217;s not the glamorous path.  And in some instances, [...]]]></description>
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