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		<title>homeless &amp; (pro)Creative</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[affordable housing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[To buy a home or not to buy a home?  That is the question. Actually, it&#8217;s no longer a question &#8211; I need to buy a home.  Now.  Yesterday.  Last year. I bought my first place in 2003.  A simple 1,144 sf, 2bed/2bath condo in West LA/Santa Monica.  It was a great value in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>when a cute girl steals your bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My body aches.  All the time.  My neck, my back, my rump &#8211; all sore and creeky 24/7, even after many, vigorous massage sessions via the bony hands of a cute Korean girl (my wife). For over 3 years it&#8217;s been like this (which, ironically, is in parallel to my current tour of duty as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOMYOMF at Sundance: The First Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 03:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[YomYomF Field Trips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film festival]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roger Ebert]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sundance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sung Kang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tenth anniversary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=83401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a few hours, I’ll be boarding a very early flight to Salt Lake City to join some of my fellow Offenders including Justin, Elaine and Anderson for the second half of the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. Unlike the others, this is my first time at the fest. I try to avoid anything that reeks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Makin&#8217; Bacon by Fakin&#8217; (tv commercial style)</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/makin-bacon-by-fakin-tv-commercial-style/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/makin-bacon-by-fakin-tv-commercial-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Journey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acting in TV commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arianna Huffington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Border Patrol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Unger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Checklist of Documents for Mortgage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commercial TV actor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finishing The Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[making a living as an actor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quicken Loans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Quicken Loans -- Border Patrol -- Checklist of Documents for Mortgage]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[SAG]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scott peat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[screen actor's guild]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sugar mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[survival job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ups]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=77903</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve done a good number of TV commercials.  It&#8217;s how I&#8217;ve made the majority of my living as an actor.  It&#8217;s how many actors make their living as they continue to hunt for their place on a TV series or name status in Hollywood, studio movies. It&#8217;s not the glamorous path.  And in some instances, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood, family &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hollywood-family-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean wife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life balance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[married with children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[one of the girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Gosling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the daddy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the mommy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you're the girl in the relationship]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=76328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re the girl in the relationship, Rog.&#8221; What?  Did I hear that right?  Did a girl friend of mine just emasculate me with a quick flick of her tongue? I just stood there for about 6 seconds, face frozen with a half-smile, trying to figure out if what she had just said was a kick [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>9/11: When Real Life and Art Collide</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/911-when-real-life-and-art-collide/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/911-when-real-life-and-art-collide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 05:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Asian American]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lodestone Theatre Ensemble]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Terminus Americana]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=72459</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ten years ago on this date, we were about to start the second week of rehearsals for Terminus Americana, the new play that would kick-off the third season for Lodestone Theatre Ensemble, which was the Asian American theater company I had co-founded in 1999 and was co-Artistic Director of. Then 9/11 happened and, as it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood, family</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hollywood-family/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hollywood-family/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 23:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[au pair]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[emasculated]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[George Takei]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[me ruv you rong time]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=58103</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a baby papa.  Actually, make that babies papa.  There, I outed myself.  I am legally a parent and a husband &#8211; a man no longer solo but a caretaker of my out-of-womb seeds and a spicy Oriental lass of the Han-Gook variety. &#8220;Everything changes once you have kids.  So don&#8217;t pop holes through your [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>34</slash:comments>
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		<title>self ass-kickage</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/self-ass-kickage/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/self-ass-kickage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 17:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[drowning]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This weekend I got my ass kicked&#8230;by me.  OK, it wasn&#8217;t really me that kicked my ass but a scrawny, little asian fucker kid who exhibited a rather uncanny resemblance to me as a high school student.  This mini me was about 5&#8217;3&#8243; tall, skinny as a broom pole (he weighed 105 pounds, tops), tan [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Keyword Bonanza</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/keyword-bonanza/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/keyword-bonanza/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 08:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fellow blogger Philip has mentioned that keyword phrases like “Megan Fox” and &#8220;Mannequin sex doll&#8221; drive major hits to the site. So I’ve decided to give yomyomf a huge boost in traffic today. How I propose to do that is by incorporating the top 20 search keywords (for Tuesday, July 20) according to Yahoo! into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter To China Regarding The Remake Of ‘Red Dawn’</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-china-regarding-the-remake-of-%e2%80%98red-dawn%e2%80%99/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/an-open-letter-to-china-regarding-the-remake-of-%e2%80%98red-dawn%e2%80%99/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[An Open Letter...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[red dawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[remake]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear China: Ni hao! I know you already know that Hollywood is remaking the 1984 film Red Dawn; this time with the Chinese as the enemy invaders who attack the U.S. (see my fellow Offender Roger’s post for more details). I hear you’re not too happy about this film and, of course, you are completely [...]]]></description>
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