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One Man’s Mental Process When Eating at an Expensive Restaurant.

  • December 26, 2011 12:00 am

Come on, come on. Please, please, please. Really? Let me drive around one more time. Hey – a free meter! ‘Valet parking only daily’?

I’m too fucking hungry for this shit – guess I’ll just pay for valet. Hope they don’t steal my change. Might be paying them with that later.

Probably shouldn’t have worn jeans. I saw the way the hostess looked when she checked my name. She gave me the once-over. A quick one, but a once-over all the same. Is it so hard to believe I can afford eating he — oh my god, is that a live octopus on a plate?

Enjoy Eating From A Toilet? Well, Here’s The Place For You…

  • September 2, 2010 12:01 am

I first heard that there was a toilet-themed restaurant chain in Asia a few years back. I remember thinking that was an interesting marketing concept, but do people really want to eat out of toilets and drink out of urinals (well, beside my fellow Offender Sung with his poop obsession)? The answer seems to be a resounding yes.

I was doing a normal google search for any interesting topics I could blog about (a normal google search in this case meaning I typed in the words: “Asian,” “shit” and “eat”) and came upon this recent piece in the Telegraph spotlighting the Modern Toilet Restaurant chain. The first Modern Toilet outlet was founded by Wang Tzi-wei and opened in Taipei in 2004. Since then, the chain has branched out all over Taiwan and has also expanded to Hong Kong and China. According to the restaurant’s promotional materials: “Our goal is to become The No. 1 Brand in Themed Chain Restaurants. In an era where creative marketing is king, even faeces [sic] can be turned into gold”.

Supposedly, the place is especially popular with the youth and there are plans to expand even further. Could you be seeing a Modern Toilet in your own ‘hood soon? And if so, would you eat there? I guess if the food is excellent and prices reasonable, I might be willing to give it a shot, but check out the photos below…I don’t know—is it me or does anyone else find this a little…nauseating? But on the plus side, if you get sick from the food, at least you don’t have to go anywhere to find a place to…relieve yourself.

Happy eating!

Angry Korean Lady

  • August 3, 2010 8:07 pm

I know this title is synonymous with other stereotypes like Filipino who can sing and dance.  But, this is actually the name of a hole-in-the-wall restaurant in Honolulu. And guess what? It’s run by a Korean lady, and yes, she’s angry. Like Soup Nazi angry. Apparently, she’s the only one running the joint. Here’s a snapshot of the menu:

Whenever you’re in town, check it out.  I wonder what “Most people can handle a 3 or 4?” Is it dishes or parties of 4 are the maximum that she can handle?

Radio Ga Ga

  • July 14, 2009 2:23 am

Colorado+Rockies+v+Los+Angeles+Dodgers+L6Xn-OSra23l
This past Sunday I got up with a rare afternoon open in my day. I decided I would partake in the great American pastime: baseball. Dodgers baseball to be exact. I’ve been pretty impressed with this year’s team. They’re not overpowering but somehow they figure a way to be in every game (reminds me of the Kirk Gibson/Orel Hersheiser team of ’88). All they need is one more veteran starting pitcher and I think they¹ve got a shot at the title.
I drove down to Los Cinco Puntas to get my favorite pork taco and guacamole right at 3:15 so that it’ll be in perfect form for the 4:05 start time. The traffic was light so I made it back home with time to spare.