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The Pool Nazi

  • September 6, 2011 3:46 am

Nothing was going to keep me from the shimmering blue water.   Nothing. The thermometer on the white washed club house wall read 102 degrees and it wasn’t yet 11 am out.  No one else was in the water.   The pool was mine.  I kicked off my sandals and was about to take the plunge.

the actual pool

“Where’s your badge?”

“Excuse me?”

“Do you have a badge?”

A woman of about 70, blonde, wearing shorts and a blue blouse, walked toward me.  She looked like a typical resident at my mom and stepdad’s retirement community in Santa Clarita.  It was now 103.  I just had to get into that water.

Send Your Toys On A Vacation…With Us

  • February 28, 2010 10:39 am

Are your stuffed animals stressed out and in need of a vacation? Well, there’s a new travel agency in the Czech Republic that has the solution to your problem. Inspired by the globe-trotting garden gnome from the film Amelie, the Toy Traveling agency is offering a luxury vacation package for…your stuffed animal.

That’s right—your stuffed animal will be escorted around Prague and photos will be taken of him/her at all the lovely tourist sites. You can even pay extra for your favorite toy to receive a massage complete with candles and incense.

Damn, do people actually pay for this shit?!