(via Tak Toyoshima)
On the morning of November 1st, I dropped my husband and his parents off at the airport at LAX, Terminal 3. They were waiting for a wheelchair for my mother-in-law when all of a sudden, Paul Ciancia came through the doors and began his shooting rampage, killing a TSA officer and wounding others. They were about 40 feet away from him. Luckily, they escaped with their lives. Luckily, my husband and father-in-law were able to literally drag my mother-in-law out the door to safety. Luckily, the killer who glanced their way didn’t think my husband was a TSA officer despite his TSA blue shirt.
Washington resident Donna Lange is accused of killing her boyfriend on January 12 after an altercation in their mobile home. What’s especially tragic about this story is the method of the murder—Lange allegedly suffocated her boyfriend to death with her large breasts.
And this is not the first time such a tragedy has occurred. Back in November, German lawyer Tim Schmidt claimed his girlfriend tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts (she was charged with “attempted manslaughter with a weapon”) and in 2010, a U.K. mother of three almost killed her boyfriend with her 40LL breasts during sex. She mistook his flailing for excitement until she noticed he wasn’t moving or breathing.
And when I hear these stories, what’s most troubling about them is that these tragedies could’ve easily been avoided if only everyone were allowed to have their own big boobs.
You may have heard that the NRA is unhappy with the gun control measures proposed by President Obama this week. So to protect the rights of all gun-toting loyal Americans, the NRA has vowed to aggressively fight the President’s efforts and one of the things they have already started to do is ramp up their efforts to increase their membership, which has been met with initial success.
If you go to the NRA’s membership page, here’s the dire message you will find:
What’s happening RIGHT NOW in Washington, D.C. could spell disaster for YOUR guns and YOUR Second Amendment rights!
Hundreds of gun-ban politicians, political appointees and bureaucrats are now writing regulations, casting votes and passing laws that could all but eliminate your right to own a gun. Their agenda starts with licensing, registering, fingerprinting, inspecting and cataloging every firearm, firearm owner and firearm transfer in the United States…
… And it ends with an outright ban on your guns!!!!
Only you can stop the anti-gunners and prevent the obliteration of our Second Amendment rights… by joining NRA today.
It’s so simple I don’t know why I didn’t think of it first.
Now I know why the National Rifle Association waited a week to say something after 20 first graders and six adults were gunned down at Sandy Hook Elementary School: they were coming up with a brilliant solution to the problem!
At a press conference, Wayne LaPierre, NRA CEO and executive vice president unveiled the “National Model School Shield Program,” which proposes putting more armed guards into schools, including retired police officers and volunteers.
Volunteers with guns in schools. What could possibly go wrong?
“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun,” said LaPierre.