Saw this over at our friend Angry Asian Man’s blog. It’s the new Jeremy Lin action figure:
And yup, it has the whole GI Joe “Storm Shadow” motif going for it because…well, who doesn’t automatically think ninja when they think of Jeremy Lin? The Taiwanese flag things is a nice touch too, but where’s the coolie hat? What about accessories like nunchucks or chopsticks or the calculus textbook that would fit nicely on that do-hickey on his back?
I guess it’s back to the drawing board. Asian “F” all the way.
A woman is like a ninja. Her body the perfect weapon, able to effortlessly dispatch even the hardest of men with casual simplicity. She is born with a natural arsenal in which to choose and depending upon her intent, can flirt, seduce, liquify, or terminate her opposites at will. Instead of tonfas, swords, throwing stars, and bamboo darts dipped in blowfish toxin, the modern, woman ninja possesses weaponry of mind, breast, shoulder, tummy, persona, tongue, etc. 21st century steel is no match when compared to the flesh of a woman ninja. Not even close.
