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Say Hello to Pepsi Pink

  • October 10, 2011 12:02 am

Regular readers of this blog know that Japan produces a lot of “interesting” stuff that can’t be found anywhere else. Starting Nov. 8, you can add Pepsi Pink to that list.

But what exactly is Pepsi Pink? I get what Wild Cherry Pepsi is, but pink? What kind of flavor is pink? The only thing I can think of that’s pink and drink-able is Pepto Bismol and that doesn’t sound too appetizing.

Well, it turns out the pink is a combination of strawberry and milk. I don’t know about you, but I’m not sure if a combination of cola, strawberry and milk is something I’m excited to try. However, the Japanese do have a long history of producing “non-traditional” flavors of Pepsi including their Ice Cucumber Pepsi:  Read more...

Getting Milk the Japanese Way

  • September 20, 2011 12:01 am

Here in the U.S., if we run out of milk and need to go to the market to pick up a carton, we usually walk or drive our cars as normal people would do to get there.

But check out this commercial that proves that the Japanese can even make something as simple as running to the store for some milk an act of pure awesomeness:

WHAT I LEARNED ON YOMYOMF THIS WEEK – APRIL 30 – MAY 6, 2011

  • May 7, 2011 12:00 am

What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week is a capsule of the week’s blogs with sarcastic commentary from Yours Truly (that’s me!).  If you’ve been busy and missed out on a couple of our daily gems, this is a perfect way to catch up.

But seriously – what was more important than reading YOMYOMF?

As we segue into May (rhyme!), we writers discuss piss on walls; the Chinese sex drive; and elderly people smoking the reefer.

I can guarantee you that that sentence has never been written before.

NO VISUALS, JUST FOLLOW YOUR NOSE!:

“Everytime I walk down the streets of downtown SF, I walk around 2-3 piles of freshly-minted human fecal matter. And if not poop, definitely piss. If it’s wet and it’s trailing from a vertical surface, it’s probably piss.”


I’ve walked down enough LA streets in my life to know that a vertical trail is always 50/50 piss or poop.

OSAMA GETS OBAMA? AND WHAT DOES HITLER HAVE TO DO WITH IT?:

“[...] I’m sure Donald Trump and his ilk are already preparing to question the official version of the story. After all, there’s no “proof” that the man is dead and besides, the President’s speech preempted tonight’s episode of the Donald’s Celebrity Apprentice so it’s got to be some sort of conspiracy, right?”


Obama is just really mindful of sweeps season.

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Random Act of Kindness.

  • May 2, 2011 12:00 am

I’ve been binging on milk lately (organic FTW).  This is the truth and I’m probably the most surprised about all this since I couldn’t stand drinking the stuff as a kid.

Somehow, I’ve been able to burn through three half-gallon containers within the space of a week, which is all well and good but I’m lazy and I hate having to go to Sam’s Club so frequently to get more.

This weekend, one of my many responsibilities was to procure more of the white fluid, so I headed off to the nearest S to the C filled with dread.

If you’re reading with no idea why I’d be so apprehensive, then you’ve obviously never been to a Sam’s Club:

People buy lots of shit at Sam’s Club, moreso than in other stores.  I mean, where else do they have carts like the one above?

Something about those stores activates some base hoarding instinct in people of all races and ages, and by the time I’ve gotten my one item for purchase, I’ve got a snake of a line filled with full carts waiting for me.  Read more...

What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – August 1 – 7, 2010

  • August 7, 2010 9:15 pm

Guess what I watched again this week?  That’s right.

Inception.  I really like that poster of The Truman Show though.  It’s great.

There’s not much on the Jerome front this week, if any of you actually read this to find out what’s going on with the greatest person in the world.  Me, in case you didn’t get the memo.

Been thinking a lot about that Baz Luhrmann ‘song’ though: I really need to wear some fucking sunscreen.  Shit is hot in the afternoon.  No, no, not New York hot, but let’s get real, folks: what is?  Oh yeah:

This first week of August, YOMYOMF tackles some hard-hitting issues.  Yessir, we discuss what it is to be a dog eater; seeing futures in dreams; and dairy orgies, which sound like some sort of Japanese fetish porno.

Awesome.

ONWARD HOS!  Read more...

Enjoy Some Bukkake Milk This Weekend

  • July 31, 2010 12:11 am

Check out this “interesting” Japanese commercial for Bukkake Milk a.k.a. the “Number 1 most honorable brand mammal juice drink” below. If you’re a regular reader of our blog, you know what the term “bukkake” means (get schooled YOMYOMF-style here and here). If not, let Wikipedia instruct you here. And remember: “Swallow. The flavor is like a fist.” And with that, all I can say is WOW!:

Ice Ice Baby

  • February 17, 2010 11:26 am

Though it’s no where near summer yet, thanks to wacky Los Angeles weather you can enjoy your frosty desserts pretty much any of day of the week.  In my list of favorites, I have not added any frozen yogurt and that is deliberate.  Fellow offender, Roger Fan became an early adopter and hardcore pusher of that drug called ‘Pink Berry’ and I joined him in those early days of mile long lines at the West Hollywood crack den – I mean, branch.  I OD’ed but joined yogurt rehab and now have little interest in going back to anything that has that tart, ambiguously artificial taste of mass market frozen yogurt.  Here’s my 12-step recovery program, but it’s in only 7 -  Read more...

Mailbag: “Who are you people?”

  • December 17, 2009 12:14 am

Since we’ve been getting quite a bit of email asking us questions about almost everything and anything, I figure I’d use this opportunity to introduce our new feature on yomyomf: Mailbag.

Feel free to keep sending us questions and we will try our best to get through all of them (what am I talking about? We’re just going to pick the ones that we have smart ass answers for.) Here’s the new address: mailbag@yomyomf.com
Here we go–

Question #1
“What is this site? Who are you people? At least show your faces.”
- Randy

What do you mean “you people”?
We’re like the Harlem Globetrotters, except we’re yellow and can’t dunk.
YOMYOMF-Trotters[1]
Thanks DC for the above pic.

As for our faces, we’d actually prefer to use our McFly’s. Here’s the Offenders family:  Read more...