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Where Are The Asian American Stars? Just Turn On Your TV…

  • December 26, 2009 11:28 pm

I was struck by a realization this week. It had nothing to do with learning the true meaning of Christmas or any crap like that, but about the age-old question that our community has asked over and over again—when are we going to have our own Asian American stars; i.e. our own Will Smiths, Angelina Jolies, Jerry Seinfelds and Tina Feys? And what I realized is, there’s one medium where we already have plenty of stars and that’s reality TV.

In just this past week alone, it seems like there’s been a “news” story almost every day about an Asian American reality star (or in one case, a wannabe reality star): Tila Tequila announced she was going to have her brother’s child (as a surrogate mom so get your mind out of the gutter), balloon boy’s parents (including mom Mayumi Heene) were sentenced to jail time and Jon Gosselin returned to his home earlier tonight to find out he had been robbed.

SAF Seeking…. SWM for costume piece

  • October 30, 2009 2:28 am

Now if you don’t know, I’ve been dating the white meat since the new millennium began.  As much as this may offend my fellow Offenders, it makes my mom quite happy.  However, the real reason why I date white men…as of right now…. at this very moment… is… they complete the costume.

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I’m looking for the perfect “Richard Heene” to add to my “Mayumi Heene” costume.  I’ve been constructing the perfect “Balloon Boy Parents” costumes since Falcon Heene was found in a cardboard box in the attic.  Mylar balloon, 3 marionette dolls to pose as children (1 that throws up on cue), and shirts that say, “We were on Wife Swap!”  All I need now is an egotistical, self-indulgent, angry, kinda red-necky white guy with an updated bowl cut from the 1980′s.