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Short Film Spotlight: FORKLIFT DRIVER KLAUS

  • August 12, 2010 3:52 pm

I haven’t done a Short Film Spotlight in awhile and I was so excited to see this cult classic finally pop up online that I had to share it with you guys.

But I digress first, to quickly plug our Interpretations Short Film Initiative, that’s been getting some interesting film entries. The deadline is looming, so get your films submitted for a chance to win cash prizes and industry exposure!

OK, now that’s out of the way, this Spotlight highlights a faux safety film called FORKLIFT DRIVER KLAUS: THE FIRST DAY ON THE JOB written and directed by Stefan Prehn and Jorg Wagner. It stars Klaus, an eager but inept forklift driver on his first day on the job. Ignoring some basic safety rules, gory situations ensue, in all it’s cheesy glory. Now, if you’re not a fan of early Peter Jackson movies, or you can’t stomach, say films like Re-Animator or The Machine Girl, then stay away.  So, this is the last warning if you don’t like to see needless, but yet oh so ingenious, evisceration, then stay away! Watch FORKLIFT DRIVER KLAUS after the jump.  Read more...

Five Movies Asian Chicks Should Not Take White Guys To See

  • March 11, 2010 3:16 pm

I recently blogged about the films my Asian American brothas should never watch with a white woman they want to mack. Well, I’m all about the equal opportunity and I know there are some Asian American sistas reading this who also have a craving for the white meat. So if that’s you, here are five flicks you should never watch with your white dude if you want to keep him from bolting out your door.

RINGU (1998)

The one that started it all–this is the original Japanese horror film about a girl who seeks vengeance from beyond the grave via a cursed videotape. This is a chick who gets conked in the head and thrown down a deep well–after which the well is tightly sealed. Yet, she still manages to somehow climb out of your TV to fuck you up good. There are people who already think Asian chicks especially Koreans are crazy (not me of course), so do you really want your white man to worry that you’re going to track him down and fuck him up good if he does anything to slight or upset you? Do you want him to think this will happen to him (and yes, that is Hiroyuki Sanada from Lost):  Read more...