Have you ever wished that someone would make a comprehensive video detailing the career of my fellow Offender Justin? Well, luckily for you, someone did just that. The following video (see below following the jump) is from a dude named Tanner and it looks like he produced it for a film class project in 2008. And can I just say how completely awesome this is!

Forget A&E Biography or the E! The True Hollywood Story, Tanner was able to dig up information that I think I can safely say that even Justin himself probably did not know about his own life–like how he was born in the small Taiwanese town of “Tappy,” the proper pronunciation of the titles of his films, how he directed the documentary The Slanted Screen under the pseudonym of Jeff Adachi (I believe “Adachi” is Japanese for “I’m really Justin Lin”) and that he not only directed The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift but also starred in the film as “one of the main characters.” Here’s a photo of Justin from the movie:

All I can say is: Justin, you need to hire Tanner immediately as your publicist/life guru/one man entourage/assistant (sorry Bobby, but I don’t remember you ever taking the time to make a film about your boss). Here’s the video:  Read more...