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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #39: Hello Kitty Hooters</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hello kitty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hooters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[parfait]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think that the Japanese can’t get any more perverse inventive and awesome than they already are, they’ll do something that surprises even me. Who else would have thought to bring the magic of Hello Kitty and the magic of Hooters together in one bouncy package? Not since Reeses brought together chocolate and peanut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EDIBLE BYTES has had some spicy adventures.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/edible-bytes-and-the-argument-for-spicy-foods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genkiyaki]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Korean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lakewood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a child, I was coddled, shielded from anything and everything that could bring me even the slightest measure of discomfort. That meant learning to ride a bike; roughhousing at school; and sports in general. There was even an embargo on spicy foods. So really it must have been a delayed reaction to the latter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #401: Japan Erection Guy</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-japan-is-awesome-401-japan-erection-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humunahumanahumana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erection]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the less said about this, the better. Frankly, I wouldn’t know what to say about this anyway. It’s best that you watch and interpret for yourself: And if that’s not enough to make you say aloud, “gee, those Japanese sure are bizarre”&#8211;check out this product that my fellow Offender Anderson dug up: And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EDIBLE BYTES recommends Sushi Yoshi in Torrance, CA.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[osaka]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Growing up Filipino, I was raised to gorge. If food was in front of me, the expectation was that I&#8217;d vacuum it right up. I can distinctly remember moments in my childhood when I was compared to my cousins in terms of how well I polished off my plates. In short, when I ate, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Flowers of War</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-flowers-of-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quentin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arty Farty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christian Bale]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was visiting my family for Chinese New Year in Vancouver, I got to watch The Flowers of War by Zhang Yimou on a (most likely) pirated DVD that my father had. The screener I saw was incredibly dark and high contrast. It also was two seconds out-of-sync during the last hour of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thursday Geek-Out: Dr. Seuss’ Batman, Japan’s Justice League &amp; Pingu’s ‘The Thing’</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 08:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[claymation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I blogged about the Shaun of the Dead Legos so I thought I’d continue to geek out some more with three more geektastic things. First, I present a collection of images of Batman and some of the best-known members of his Rouge Gallery as if they had been imagined by Dr. Seuss courtesy of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Didn’t Get for Christmas: A $130,000 Diamond Toilet</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-i-didn%e2%80%99t-get-for-christmas-a-130000-diamond-toilet/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/what-i-didn%e2%80%99t-get-for-christmas-a-130000-diamond-toilet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[diamond-encrusted toilet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[No one beats the Japanese when it comes to the latest in toilet design and innovation, but their latest toilet creation might be considered even excessive for them. I give you the diamond-encrusted toilet valued at 10 million yen ($130,000): Manufactured by Japanese company INAX and an Austrian jeweler, this creation contains 72,000 pieces of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You’re a Japanese Woman, There’s a Good Chance You’re a Porn Star</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/if-you%e2%80%99re-a-japanese-woman-there%e2%80%99s-a-good-chance-you%e2%80%99re-a-porn-star/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1 in 200]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve always thought the Japanese were pretty awesome and here’s further proof of that: Apparently one Japanese woman in 200 has performed in a porn film. Now, this number comes from a source in the Japanese porn industry and there doesn’t seem to be any real statistical data to support it, but let’s assume it’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More From the Masturbation Champion of the World (And Yes, He’s Still Japanese)</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/more-from-the-masturbation-champion-of-the-world-and-yes-he%e2%80%99s-still-japanese/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/more-from-the-masturbation-champion-of-the-world-and-yes-he%e2%80%99s-still-japanese/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wet and Juicy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Masanobu Sato]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regular YOMYOMF readers may remember Tokyo native Masanobu Sato who holds the world record for the longest continuous masturbation session at 9 hours and 58 minutes. Not only have I blogged about Sato before but even offered to sponsor him for his upcoming competitions (no response yet unfortunately). Well, if you’ve wanted to know more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why the Death of Kim Jong Il Means More Bad News for the ‘Red Dawn’ Remake</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-the-death-of-kim-jong-il-means-more-bad-news-for-the-%e2%80%98red-dawn%e2%80%99-remake/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/why-the-death-of-kim-jong-il-means-more-bad-news-for-the-%e2%80%98red-dawn%e2%80%99-remake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arty Farty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regular YOMYOMF readers know that we’ve been following the saga of the upcoming remake of the 1980s film Red Dawn since the early days of our blog when Offender Roger had his own not so pleasant experience with the project. The original film was about a group of suburban American high school kids who must [...]]]></description>
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