At the moment, I’m rewatching Gran Torino for the first time since its theatrical release and it’s instantly reminding me that Clint Eastwood is awesome. I mean it’s not that I needed to be reminded, but it’s one of those matters where it’s always good that you are.
It’s difficult to remember he doesn’t actually sound like that, you know – that he’s just “acting.” But with someone like me, a bit of a reality check is always necessary. A pat on the shoulder, an “It’s okay, boss!” - the sort of thing, yeah!
I wish I was only feigning insanity – haha!
Anyway! As the Internet’s Greatest Think Tank marches on through the new year, its writers bring you fantastic, ass-busting new stories about confusing counsel from Asian immigrant parents; people wearing bizarre-as-shit panda suits; and
Yes, I just said these stories were “ass-busting.” They. Will. Tear. Your. Ass. UP.
