You are currently browsing all entries tagged with 'Hu Jintao'

A Tasty Solution to the Rush Limbaugh Problem

  • February 2, 2011 12:01 am

By now, you probably know that Rush Limbaugh mocked Chinese President Hu Jintao’s recent U.S. visit by pulling the standard ching-chong schtick:

Of course, the Asian American community’s been in arms about this latest outrage; demanding Limbaugh apologize and calling for a boycott (see details here and here), but Limbaugh has so far refused to acknowledge any wrong-doing.

Look, I know the community’s taking a stand here, but frankly, I think their efforts are pointless. I doubt any of this will have a real impact on Limbaugh or his ultra-conservative listeners. At most, Limbaugh will make a half-assed apology (though I doubt even this) and then go right around and do the same thing again in the future. Nope, if you want to see a real change, it’s time to take drastic measures and find a creative solution.

But unfortunately, it’s also lunar new year and I understand you’re too busy to focus on addressing the Rush Limbaugh situation. Your more immediate concern is that you have a house full of hungry family members you have to feed on a limited budget. You need to figure out how you’re going to deal with that before you can even think about Limbaugh.

Well, luckily, I have a brilliant suggestion that will solve both these problems in one fell swoop:

An Open Letter to the Republican Party

  • November 16, 2010 12:01 am

Dear Republican Party:

Two weeks ago today, you kicked major Democratic ass during the midterm elections. If the Democrats were Antonio Margarito, you guys were definitely Manny Pacquiao. You gained a majority in the House of Representatives, made significant strides in the Senate and, according to Fox News’ fair and balanced coverage, you won victories “on a scale not seen since the end of the New Deal.” Now, I went to public schools so I have no idea what the New Deal is, but it sounds pretty damn impressive nonetheless. And you accomplished this despite the defeat of some of your high-profile kooks candidates like Christine the Non-Masturbating Witch.

Clearly, many Americans were tired of a black man holding our highest office business as usual and they sent their message loud and clear.

I’m not a Republican though I’m still on record as saying I’ll take one for the team and totally bang Michelle Malkin and Sarah Palin, but as readers of this blog know, I like to keep an open mind about things. So although I may have been personally dissatisfied with the overall election results, I was willing to give you guys a chance.

Now, I know real and significant change doesn’t happen overnight. Sometimes it takes days. Sometimes even a week and some days. So I waited patiently for the change that you promised would come. I waited patiently for business as usual to become business as unusual and for business as unusual to become business as usual, but it’s been two whole weeks and…nothing.

President Obama In Bed With China’s Hu Jintao

  • February 22, 2010 1:50 pm

Saw this picture over at Racialicious:

It’s a float from a German Carnival parade that depicts President Obama and Chinese leader Hu in bed together. As you can see–Obama is handing his Chinese counterpart a whole wad of cash alluding to the debt the U.S. owes China. What makes this image even more bizarrely racist is not only Hu’s yellow clothing and coolie hat or even the white German folk dressed up as yellow coolies, but that drawing of the John Lennon and Yoko Ono-esque interracial couple on the side of the float. What the fuck is up with that?

Ah, leave it to the Germans, with their long history of racial and cultural sensitivity, to come up with something like this.

If Batman Is Good Enough For The Justice League, China Is Good Enough For the G-8

  • July 9, 2009 3:44 pm

Hu jintao obama
The big news at this week’s G-8 summit in Italy has nothing to do with the global economic crisis or greenhouse gas emissions or what to do about Iran.  No, all the talk is about the last minute withdrawal of China’s President Hu Jintao who abruptly left the proceedings yesterday to return to China to deal with the deadly clashes that broke out this week in the province of Xinjiang.

Now China isn’t even one of the G-8 nations (those would be the U.S., Russia, Japan, France, United Kingdom, Germany, Italy and Canada) and was only invited to participate in second day discussions, yet Hu’s withdrawal immediately sent major ripples throughout the summit and diminished the perceived significance of the event.