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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family &#187; hollywood</title>
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		<title>How to Survive Lunar New Year if You’re an Asian American Criminal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 04:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[An Open Letter...]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[How To Survive...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinatown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinatown episode]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Asian American Criminal: Let me start off by saying that I don’t condone your criminal lifestyle—the murdering, the thieving, the embezzling, the assaulting and all the other illegal, awful things you do. But I know you are loyal readers of this blog because…well, just look at the shit we write about. And as loyal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life&#8217;s a Pitch &#8211; Part II</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/lifes-a-pitch-part-ii/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/lifes-a-pitch-part-ii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Journey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog and pony show]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Part I, I described the prep work my producer and I went through for a pitch we were taking around town for an adaptation of a Young Adult novel.  Now it was time to go off on “the dog and pony show,” as my agent once affectionately described it. It’s always best to arrive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life&#8217;s a Pitch &#8211; Part I</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/lifes-a-pitch-part-i/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/lifes-a-pitch-part-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Journey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[good in a room]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there’s one thing I hate about being a screenwriter—it’s the pitch. Doesn’t anyone realize how unnatural it is for writers to be delivering pitches?  Hello?  If we were “good in a room” we wouldn’t become reclusive writers who like to spend hours on end alone with a computer in the first place.  There have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood, family &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hollywood-family-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hollywood-family-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[korean wife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life balance]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[one of the girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relationship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roger fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ryan Gosling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the daddy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the mommy track]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you're the girl in the relationship]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=76328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re the girl in the relationship, Rog.&#8221; What?  Did I hear that right?  Did a girl friend of mine just emasculate me with a quick flick of her tongue? I just stood there for about 6 seconds, face frozen with a half-smile, trying to figure out if what she had just said was a kick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the Business&#8230;of Business</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/on-the-business-of-business/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/on-the-business-of-business/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funkynomics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NBA lockout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[profits]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=76607</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As this NBA lockout drags on (when will it ever end?!), a ridiculous number of comments/posts/articles remind me of a misuse of terminology I see continually perpetuated in conversations revolving around both the business of basketball as well as the business of film. It&#8217;s a misuse or misunderstanding of common business-related terms, something most business [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Live and (Screen)Write in L.A.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-live-and-screenwrite-in-l-a/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/to-live-and-screenwrite-in-l-a/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 07:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ben Garant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[L.A.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[screenwriting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thomas Lennon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Writing Movies for Fun and Profit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Occasionally, a friend will ask me if I can talk to a friend of theirs who wants to become a “Hollywood” screenwriter. I’m not sure why people bother asking me to dispense advice to anyone because, frankly, I don’t have anything helpful to say about the biz unless you want to know how to hit [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Adventures as a Hollywood Assistant</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/adventures-as-a-hollywood-assistant/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/adventures-as-a-hollywood-assistant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 06:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quentin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Back In The Dayz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assistant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dreamworks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[love letter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Chan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steven Spielberg]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=67332</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Right after making my first feature Shopping for Fangs, I was asked by my director friend Peter Chan if I would be his assistant on his first Hollywood movie The Love Letter for Dreamworks. I slept on the offer for a week. It was the summer of 1998. I was broke and trying to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hero Complex Film Festival Part II: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hero-complex-film-festival-part-ii-kneel-before-zod/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hero-complex-film-festival-part-ii-kneel-before-zod/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arty Farty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[action comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dc comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geoff johns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grant morrison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hero complex film festival]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jim Lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nostalgia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[q & a]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reboot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[richard donner]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=65459</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s Part II of my report from the Hero Complex Film Festival presented by the LA Times &#8212; essentially it&#8217;s a celebration of all things geek, especially comic book films and properties. In Part I, I discussed the double feature of STAR TREK II/STAR TREK (2009), and I have to admit, we sort of geeked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hero Complex Film Festival: The KHAAAN!!! Edition</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hero-complex-film-festival-the-khaan-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/hero-complex-film-festival-the-khaan-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 06:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arty Farty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alex kurtzman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Captain Kirk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damon lindelof]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dick tracy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fanboy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film festival dispatch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[khan noonian singh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leonard Nimoy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[roberto orci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek II]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the wrath of khan]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=64955</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you didn&#8217;t know, the geeks have inherited the Earth. Catering to geek culture is a Hollywood mantra now, with superhero movies coming out of the yin yang for summer blockbuster season, graphic novels and other comic properties being picked up and adapted for big screen annihilation and Comic Con becoming the Mecca of Geekdom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Glad I Have a Penis.</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/im-glad-i-have-a-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/im-glad-i-have-a-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 07:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[final fantasy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gender]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inception]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[restroom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RPG]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[URINE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s not to say the revelation just dawned on me.  Although, to be fair, you do take things for granted when they&#8217;re around all the time, like your genitals. Fate rolled the dice on those a long time ago and unless you&#8217;ve got a lot of money and a good doctor, that equipment&#8217;s what you&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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