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How To Completely Flush Your Hollywood Career Down The Toilet

  • March 9, 2010 1:49 pm

When I was in college I had read that before he became a famous director, the young Steven Spielberg used to sneak onto the Universal Studios lot. He’d wear a nice suit, walk past the guard at the front gate, wave, smile and he’d be in (in high school, I’d sneak onto studio lots by placing a big brown paper bag in the passenger seat of my car and telling the guard I was there to deliver Chinese food). Ah, the innocent pre-9/11 days. Anyways, the young Spielberg would walk around the lot watching movies/TV shows being filmed and even squatted in an unused office. I was inspired by his story and decided, upon my graduation from college, that I wanted to follow in his footsteps.

My friend Ross was an assistant for a successful TV director at the time and his boss had just been hired to direct a feature. They would be on location for about four months and their office in the main TV building on the Warner Bros. lot would sit empty that whole time. I saw my opportunity to pull a Spielberg. I asked Ross if I could “use” their office while they were shooting. To my surprise, he said yes. He gave me a key, even the password for the copy machines and said I had full reign while they were gone.

The Lure of La La Land

  • February 3, 2010 2:17 am

I think it’s natural that many of my fellow bloggers and I have hopped on to this week’s Flavah, “ANGST”..  Needless to say, there’s a lot of angst in Hollywood.  Hollywood creates angst, practically manufactures it.  Why?  Because Hollywood is a business that revolves around being judged and getting rejected. 

Actors have it the hardest.  They go in for countless auditions, boxed in to a holding room, staring down the competition, sizing each other up, tensely waiting for their fate.    We’ve all heard the stories where an assistant walks in and immediately starts picking off people, “you, you, you.  Everybody else, thank you and goodbye.”