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What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – August 29 – September 4, 2010

  • September 5, 2010 1:25 am

Sup, playboys, playgirls – you know the score.  Your favorite wordsmith be laying it down for you, that is the stories of the past week, giving you a last peek, before another one begins.

Y’all like that?  Awesome. That took me an hour.

I found some old pictures of myself while I was cleaning out my garage and while that discovery alone will not stand as a single blog post, it will suffice for this intro.  They were from some banquet in high school and while I was rocking the shirt and tie in those photos, I was definitely not rocking them like I do now.  Also: braces.

Looking at them was as painful as trying to eat a sandwich after an adjustment.  Probably more so.

To our present (or should I say ‘past’? HARDY-HAR) matters: your favorite website investigates the Asia Adult Expo; encounters a Hamburger Nazi; and eats right out of the god damn toilet.  Seriously, I don’t know any other site that would do that for your personal kicks.

Well, not for free anyway.  Read more...

Nazi in the Ghetto

  • August 31, 2010 12:37 am

If one were to ask me what my favorite food is I would answer…the Hamburger.  My cousin in Atlanta recently told me about the best Hamburger in America.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann’s_Snack_Bar

The best in the nation?  That’s a bold statement!  The BEST hamburger?  Hmm…I had to check this out for myself.  So my cousin and I set out to find and try this best Hamburger in America.

I met my cousin James at his soul food restaurant (a def blog to come)  around 2pm.  One of his employees Barbara gave us directions to Ann’s Snack shop, the home of the infamous Ghetto Burger.  She said I was going to be full and walked away.  A warning?  No, a promise!  Read more...

What I Learned on YOMYOMF This Week – July 25 – 31, 2010

  • July 31, 2010 10:31 pm

Over the past couple of days, I’ve had to fend for myself and I’ve learned some stuff outside of YOMYOMF.  For example: I can’t cook.  Left to my own devices, my breakfasts will be Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk; my lunches, microwaveable; and dinners, anything my dear aunts happen to be making.  I just got back from the grocery store and the only things I bought were milk and Cocoa Puffs.

The cashier turned his head up from my purchases to me so slowly, in the way only slow motion could make more agonizing.

One day, I’ll grow up and eat Total.

As July comes to an end, YOMYOMF takes a gander at new ways Korean men can get some vagina; the latest in masturbation innovations; and worms.

In other words, I’ve got a wholesome post for you today.  Read more...

How I’ll be Celebrating National Hamburger Day

  • July 28, 2010 12:02 am

Yes, loyal readers, today is National Hamburger Day a.k.a. one of the most awesome holidays ever created. And considering that Americans consume 14 billion hamburgers a year, I don’t think I’m alone in thinking this is an awesome holiday. Since it would be unpatriotic not to recognize this occasion, I have vowed to do so by eating as many hamburgers for lunch as possible. I would extend this vow through dinner but I already have plans for all-you-can-eat Korean bbq so I don’t want to look like a pig.

So what I think I’ll do is a walking burger lunch tour through my hood (which is Los Feliz and Silver Lake). I figure this way I’ll get some exercise and burn off some of the calories I’ll be consuming so it’s a win-win. Anyway, here’s the plan:  Read more...