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How Can You Not Love The Home Made Rubik’s Cube?

  • November 4, 2011 4:03 am

When you see the pictures above and below you may think I live in some kind of sicky sweet modern day Mayberry where, on Easter, a fire truck brings the Easter Bunny to the town egg hunt,  the Cub Scouts put on fundraising pancake breakfasts, and where parents don’t think you’re a perv just because you, a stranger, take pictures of their kids when they come to your front door in costume.

And you’d be right.

Hopefully somebody somewhere has a crawl space full of corpses, but until they start stinking up the place, all I can offer you is some bafflingly innocent wholesomeness.

Cosplay!

  • November 1, 2011 4:18 pm

This past weekend, I judged a Halloween cosplay contest. It is truly amazing how behind I am when it comes to anime and manga nowadays. Half the time, I had no idea who the characters were. It made me feel like a dweeb. It was also great to see all these kids flying their freak flag and really showcasing what they can do with some cloth, sewing machine, and truly express themselves. Here were some of my favorites:

This is Briareos from APPLESEED EX MACHINA, a 2007 animated feature co-produced by John Woo (yes, THAT John Woo).

King Kazma from the awesome anime film, SUMMER WARS.

Add Your Own Caption: It’s Almost Halloween Edition

  • October 29, 2011 8:10 pm

If you’re not already following us on Facebook and Twitter, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (including the most recent updates on our just announced YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is where we post an image we find online or that our readers forward to us and ask you to write an appropriate caption to accompany that image. And we’ll feature the best captions here.

The “best” caption for this week comes from reader Crystal Serrata:

Meet your new baby brother

So check out our Facebook page for future editions of “Add Your Own Caption”: write your own caption and/or “like” the ones you think are worthy and we may share them here.

Glass Harmonica – spooky…

  • October 28, 2011 11:16 am

With Halloween only just a few days away, spooky is yet again, here to play.

I have never seen nor heard a glass harmonica before.  But when I did, a sense of spooky-cool made me shivers galore.

So may all of you enjoy this annual time of boo.  And if a succubus pays a visit, you’re guaranteed no balls of blue.

Muuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Chewbacca dog

  • October 27, 2011 2:28 pm

Hand’s down, this dog should win the K-9 Halloween costume contest. I wonder if its master is in Han Solo regalia? Too awesome!!!

(Via Danny Do)

First Halloween

  • October 26, 2011 12:05 am

I started trick-or-treating at 6 when no one was celebrating Halloween in Hong Kong. No one in Hong Kong really quite knew what Halloween was at that time. I accidentally stumbled upon some make-up kits and greeting cards with a smiling Jack-o’lantern that year in an American store and I asked my mom about Halloween. My mom explained the whole American tradition of trick-or-treating to me and I thought it was a brilliant idea. On my first Halloween night, I put on a pair of fangs, glued some cotton to my face as decaying flesh and put on two bug eyes with plastic tape… I was trying to be a vampire of some sort.

I knocked on the doors of different neighbors in my apartment building on different floors and very few answered. Even if they did, they were totally puzzled at “Trick or treat.” My mom told me to hit up this kid whom I used to play with when I was two, and so I did. His mom opened the door and I said, “Trick or treat.”

Let’s Put the ‘Trick’ Back in ‘Trick-or-Treat’

  • October 26, 2011 12:01 am

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—Halloween is awesome! And if you’re a child, it’s an especially magical holiday. The only way there could be a more magical day is if someone invented a holiday where a jolly man comes to your house and leaves you presents while you’re sleeping, but come on, we all know that’s just a pipe dream. Anyway, one of the reasons Halloween is so magical for kids is because you get to trick-or-treat. 

Unfortunately, trick-or-treating isn’t what it used to be and I think that’s sad and tragic. Sadly tragic even. It’s bad enough that in many communities, trick-or-treating doesn’t even happen anymore ‘cause it’s no longer safe for a child to go out alone at night in a mask and demand candy from strangers. But I think we’ve also collectively forgotten the true meaning of “trick-or-treating.” Sure, we have no problem with the “treat” part—the giving and receiving of candies–but we’ve forgotten all about the “trick” and we need to bring that back.

When it comes to trick-or-treating, we’ve become mindless zombies and not in the cool Return of the Living Dead zombies kind of way, but rather more like the lame Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave zombies. When we walk up to that house, ring that doorbell and blurt out “trick-or-treat,” are we even thinking about anything besides the mouth-watering sweets we’re about to get? Are we even thinking about the “tricks” anymore?

No Racist Asian Halloween Costumes…Unless You’re Hot & Slutty

  • October 25, 2011 12:01 am

Like many of you reading this, I have problems with white/non-Asian people dressing up in “chinky” and culturally insensitive Halloween costumes. That’s why I was happy to see that a student group at Ohio University called the Students Teaching About Racism in Society have launched a poster campaign to bring attention to this issue with images like this:

And these (see all of them here):

Like I said, this is great and I support this effort fully, but I believe an exception should be made for hot white chicks wearing slutty Asian costumes.

Why should these individuals be exempt? Well, I can make a detailed and persuasive argument that would be so convincing that you would realize that I am right, but, in this case, perhaps a visual argument would work just as well:

FLOUNDERING FILM FLUNKEE contemplates how to Halloween.

  • October 22, 2011 2:24 am

Halloween (or “Halloweekend” as I like to call it since who in their right mind parties on a Monday – oh shit, I guess that means I’m old) is just around the corner and that can mean only one thing: coming up with a costume!

I’ve always loved role-playing and I’ve always loved movies so this holiday has always been a miraculous fusion of my two favorite things in the world.

Long ago, I was unknowingly dressed up as the clown from It. Sometime after that, I was made up to be an Asian member of the Men in Black. And of course, I was Darth Vader sometime along the way.

This year, I’m adding another movie character to my ongoing list of Halloween outfits and it’s Driver from Drive.

Halloween Costume Suggestion: a 3-D Mask of Your Face

  • October 14, 2011 12:01 am

Have you ever wished you could make an ultra-realistic 3-D “face mask” of yourself? If you’re a narcissist or a serial killer who likes to wear masks made from the faces of his victims, the answer is most likely yes. For the rest of us, probably not.

But regardless, thanks to the Japanese company Real-f, you’ll be able to do just that:

The Japanese seem to be on the cutting edge of this sort of technology as my previous blog on how you can also get dolls made that look just like you demonstrated.

Still, if your answer to “what should I dress up as Halloween?” is “me,” you’re in luck. But this won’t come cheap. A 3-D face mask will set you back about $3,920 U.S. while a copy of your entire head is $5,875 U.S. Luckily, additional face and head masks will “only” run you $780 and $1,960, respectively, if one mask of your face just isn’t enough.

The Scariest ‘Sesame Street’ Costumes

  • November 9, 2010 12:01 am

Regular readers of this blog know how much I love Halloween and Sesame Street. And yeah, I know it’s been more than a week since Halloween but I dug VH1’s list of the “The 50 Most Terrifying Sesame Street Costumes” so much that I have to share some of my favs below (you can see the full list here).

Maybe it’s not surprising that so many of the most terrifying costumes involve Bert and Ernie:

And here are some more (and yes, there are plenty more Bert and Ernies):

A Happy (Recycled) Halloween!

  • October 30, 2010 9:32 pm

I was going to write a brand-new Halloween themed blog for this weekend and then thought: WTF?! Why exert the time and effort to do something new when I can recycle shit I’ve already done with minimal effort?

After all, I often write about themes and topics that are appropriate for Halloween (last October, for ex, I did a month-long tribute to all things related to the holiday) so why not just re-package those old blogs in one “super” post?

So here are my top ten favorite (or the top ten that I was able to find with a quick google search) appropriately Halloween-themed posts from the past year in no particular order. Enjoy, and Happy Halloween! Oh, and if any of our hot female readers would like to send over photos of yourselves in slutty, revealing Halloween costumes, you’ll get no objection from me. Have fun and be safe—expect to see you all back here on Monday.

And here we go: